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October 09, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Posted by Frank J. at 11:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Hillary Clinton uses the empty space where her soul should be to keep her change.

15 Responses To "Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths"

That's an amazing coincidence; Bill Clinton keeps his spare change where his nuts used to be...

#1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 9, 2007 11:27 AM

And Hillary's missing soul space is bigger than a Hsu box!

#2 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on October 9, 2007 11:31 AM

Heh. I thought a Hsu box was an 8x10 foot cell...

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 9, 2007 11:36 AM

She also keeps the 5 pints of blood that Vince Foster "donated" just minutes before he shot himself in that very same space.

It's like a space bag; see-through, void of substance, a vacuum-yep, that's where Hillary's soul should be. Nice call, Frank.

#4 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on October 9, 2007 12:06 PM

What the hell do people see in her? Is it just the name, Clinton? Like millions of people who don't watch the news somehow heard that "Clinton" was running? And they react with, "Oh, I know THAT name. Oh good." Vacuum brains - just like that space where her soul should be.

#5 - Posted by: Pinky on October 9, 2007 12:44 PM

Legend has it that just by passing through (Yes! Through!) a parking meter, the contents are transfered into that space, leaving the meter a ghostly shell of itself.

#6 - Posted by: ChrisA on October 9, 2007 01:04 PM

It's kinda like jury duty. Putting your fate in the hands of 12 individuals not savvy enough to get out of it :)

Same with elections. These same people watch moronic TV and follow Hollywood's every move, but claim they'll vote for her because she's "for the people".

Uhhh...WHAT people? Her own?

#7 - Posted by: Texocon on October 9, 2007 01:09 PM

The last guy that took a quarter that came from this empty place had his hand immediately freeze solid and shatter into a million pieces, to which Hillary let out an other worldly cackle as she climbed aboard her best campaign broom...

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 9, 2007 01:39 PM

And in other news, a reliable source claims that she forces Mrs. Clinton to wear wings and re-enact the Kidnapping of Toto...

Quick! Someone throw some water on her so she'll melt away!

#9 - Posted by: jedijson on October 9, 2007 02:03 PM

Hillary Clinton is the equivalent of a national mental breakdown. Water won't work. This witch is clever.

#10 - Posted by: BobbyR on October 9, 2007 02:34 PM

Unlike the "Wizard of OZ"...click your heels all you want bitach...this witch isn't going anywhere!

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 9, 2007 03:27 PM

I thought that Hillary kept her change in her GrannyCleavage.

Ew, I just threw up in my mouth at that thought.

#12 - Posted by: Polly Esther on October 9, 2007 03:44 PM

Polly...I did too! Thanks! I think I soiled my shorts too...

#13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 9, 2007 03:55 PM

Whatever you do, Frodo, don't let her try on the ring.

#14 - Posted by: Lily on October 9, 2007 06:05 PM

and she keeps her soul in her ashtray. which is actually kind of fitting.

#15 - Posted by: tommy on October 12, 2007 02:01 AM
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