Are you willing to rule out using ball lighting in this debate?

"Is that Chris Matthews' hide you're wearing? We can't find him backstage..."

Top Three:

"What ... is your name?"

"What ... is your quest?"

"What ... ... is the air-speed velocity of your unladen fist in punching hippies?"

When you are elected which country will be destroyed first?

When can we expect you to challenge Chris Matthews to a duel?

When do you plan on nuking the moon and how large of a warhead do you plan on using?

#7 Will you be drunk during your entire term?

Would you please use your withering glare to put Chris Matthews out of his misery?

Mr. Thompson, when elected, will you order one or two nuclear strikes on Iran?

Mr. Thompson, when it comes to questions for this debate, would you prefer frank suggestions or harvey suggestions?

Is there anything other than yourself that could raise the ratings for this pathetic excuse for a network into the same zip code as crappy?

How long into your first term do we have to wait for the firebombing of the head offices of the MSM to begin? I need time to buy plane tickets to see the show.

Are you even worse than Rudy, Mitt and McCain?

Are you going to admit that Ron Paul is the only choice for the GOP?

[Someone's not getting high praise. If Ron Paul literally were the only choice for the GOP, he'd still lose the primary. -Ed.]

Past presidents have selected a famous desk to set the tone of their administration when moving into the oval office. Is it true you plan to use a desk made from the bones of your puny enemies?

how about the same question that was asked of Romney:

How long before you were married did you first have sex with your current wife?

Is it true that you have hired a graphic novelist as your White House historian?
And what about the people who don't want such a wussified version?

Fumbling fred shits his pants daily. He wears Depends but it doesn't cover up the stink

[Please rephrase in the form of a question. -Ed.]

In the Middle Ages, it used to be a commonly believed tenet that flies appeared from dead bodies. People assumed that they somehow arose from them given their seeming ability to appear out of nowhere whenever a dead animal or a dead corpse was lying around. It wasn’t until a later researcher, a scientist with a lot of spare time on his hands, covered up one of these bodies, and saw no flies, that he proved that this wasn’t true - that living matter cannot generate on its own.

Do you believe the ability of Ron Paul trolls to swarm out of nowhere whenever an internet post is even faintly related to him disproves this theory?

Is it true you plan on turning the white house lawn into a shooting range with live targets from MSNBC like Kieth Olbermann?

Is it true you will adorn the White House grounds with torches of a mixture of whale oil for light and troll oil for smoke, and that you consider them both to be renewable resources?

the flies are attracted to fred's bullshit.

Senator Thompson, it's rumored that you plan on moving the nation's capitol to Tennessee where terrorism is unlikely. What do you plan on doing with Washington D.C. besides blowing it the hell up?

freedom flies

Would you advocate that President Bush cancel all those Executive Orders signed by Clinton and himself granting the President absolute emergency powers? Or would you like them in place for the next President? Under what circumstances would you use them as President?

Mr. Thompson, if elected President, will you address the members of the White House press corps by the nicknames President Bush uses, our given names, or will you address us as "You, Punk" and "You, Sugar Britches?" Will we, in fact, be permitted to ask you questions?

"Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Mr. Thompson, sir... When you're elected president, what cabinet position will you give frank j for his spectacular butt-kissery during this campaign?

"Should the criminally insane (e.g. Ron Paul supporters) be relocated to the Mariana Trench, or simply shot into the sun?"

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a bear shit in the woods, would anyone object if you consigned Hillary Clinton to the Eternal Pit of Doom?

Does your ass ever get sore from having Frank J's head, shoulders and as much of him up there as he can possibly squeeze up there to be closer to you...not that there's anything wrong with that...

The last time someone mentioned your name in front of Hillary she laughed like a maniac...your response?

Larry Craig and John Edwards say you would give excellent butt sex! Do you agree and if not what is your response? Does that mean that you are anti-homo?

What do you think about a new bill to stone Homos? Who would be our pick to head the new US Homo Stoning Commission?

99% or American's agree that Chris Matthews needs a good ole' fashion ass-whupin... Who is your leading candiate to handle the "light lifting"...

Sen Thompson Sir,In your first term how long will it take you to dismantle the DOE, ATF,IRS and the MSM? Would you do this first, or Destroy the embrionic seed of morondom by Nuking the Clinton Library?

Mr. Thompson, what do you REALLY think ussjimmycarter would make a good Secretary of Defense against Hillary Doooooom?

This question is about your judgment Mr. Thompson:
You are in a bathroom in Minneapolis...

You have to have sex with one of them...

To your left Rosie drops her drawers...

To your right John Edwards drops his drawers...

Your answer sir?

And do you take the crap before, or after?

David Shuster needs to be executed (True or False?) Would you send the bill to his relatives?

At what time during the hippie/libtard relocation to "happy fun camps" will the bodies be hitting the floor?

At what time during your term will you be adopting our Benevolent Overlord Kal El as your legal son and turn all control of the planet to his Universal Yumminess?

Don't you agree that Dean Cain would be a beautifully awesome VP? Shirtless Fireside chat material right there.

Would you pass a bill making Ann Coulter "ussjimmycarter's Love Slave"? Thank you Senator...

When you are elected President can I come over to the White House and go shooting with you?

If elected do you promise to reach down Chris Matthews throat and pull out his voice box?

When elected, will you make the posters that won't put their names on posts at IMAO, Rosies perm. Love Slaves?

If elected, can you wave a magic wand and show Hillary in a skirt to which the American People will give a collective "EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!"

The last time you said anything bad about Hillary, she ran to Bill and he said he was going to kick your ass...your (LOL) response (LMAO) Senator?

So...I'm looking at your wife...and then Hillary...and then your wife...and then Hillary...and then your wife...and then Hillary and I have to say that someone must be from Arkansas

Would you put Karen Sicso back on tha air? If not, would you find a new TV show for Carla Gugino?

Could you give us that special "look" you use on Law and Order so that women across the country can get some brains and be Republicans?

Is it true, sir, that, once elected, you'd send Barbara Walters, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton into a mechanized farm to pick lettuce?

This question is about your judgment Mr. Thompson:
You are in a bathroom in Minneapolis...

"You have to have sex with one of them...

To your left Rosie drops her drawers...

To your right John Edwards drops his drawers...

Your answer sir?"

First of all, Fred dosen't "have" to do anything except stay white and die. I believe the correct answer would be to kill them both and then to rip off the moderator's lower jaw for asking something so dumb!

Do you know the true history of the world?
http://trueworldhistory.info/

And, in the tradition of Samson, use said jaw to kill every F***tard present at the debate. All 12 of Ron Paul's supporters would be first to go.

#54, my masters in the International Banking Cartel would like me to remind you to take you goddamned medication you drolling, simpering, tinfoil hat wearing twat.

You should know better than to speak to your betters. No get back to your corner lest we send Black Helicopters after you and take your Momma's basement in the name of the North American Union.

Fucktard.

Apologies to Sarah.

Damn. Need to stop typing while angry. Edit drolling to say drooling and no to say now.

But no amount of editing can remove the fact that poster #54 is a complete poncing, minging tosser in need of an intimate encounter between his/her skull and a tire iron.

Senator Thompson, could you crap a better blog troll than ussjimmycarter?

Follow up question, Sir, would you hold it in and squeeze all that hate into a tiny little pellet smaller than a mouse turd and fire it out at such a fantastic speed that it burns up in the atmosphere?

I liked "no" and "drolling" better. And Elephants are a lot of precarious fun when they're angry!

How does it feel to rip the beating heart out of a man's chest?

I don't think is possible to find a better libtard troller (with a treble hook, mind you!) than ussjimmycarter. So, no, bad question klrtz1.

"Pleas don't kill me?"

"Why did you bother coming to the debate when your victory is assured?"

"Is it true, Mr. Senator, that the power of your angry stare rivals even that of Spiral Energy?"

Mr. Tompson, if a journalist's question annoys you, how far would you cram his unworthy head up his ass?

LORD Thomson! Is it true that you would combat so-called man-made global warming by stopping the CO2 & Methane emissions from terrorists, third-world dictators, communists, hippies, democrats, monkeys, and liberal trolls that pose as serious posters on IMAO?

Does the blood of hippies, terrorists or communists make roses bloom better?

Mr. Thompson, does your wife look as good in a t-shirt and bikini bottom as the girl in the ad banner on the right side of this web page, and if so do you still need viagra? wow

Mr. Thompson, you do not seem very keen on campaigning. Did your wife make you do it?

And I have a followup question. If things keep going the way they are now, when will she let you stop?

Former Senator Fred Thompson is the only candidate that gets it. He makes decisions based on principles. Principles don’t change. You have to stand for something and not change who you are based on the polls. That is what Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani have done and all of the Democrats do it. Give me a leader that will stand by his principles anyday versus someone that stands for everything.

I know many, many Republicans that will stay home if Rudy Giuliani is the candidate. He does not represent our values as conservatives, and never will. Millionaire Mitt Romney is a Republican-in-name-only (RINO) that simply has everything else and nothing to do. “I guess I’ll just try to buy the presidency”. THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE!! Conservatives will simply stay home...the Democrats will pick up additional seats in the House and probably get the 60 seats in the Senate they need to completely destroy our country. Nice picture huh?

However, I think Fred Thompson can bring America back together, if that’s even possible. America needs a rebirth of patriotism and honor. Republicans also need a rebirth. President Reagan was our last rebirth and he can never be duplicated. Fred will bring his own down- to-earth common sense to this country and strength back to our party. A little of the good old days of faith, federalism and family would do well for this country. If a conservative runs as a conservative, he will win!

Think of it this way: Eight more years of another Clinton White House? Now, if that’s not a sufficient enough reason to pull together as a party, as a country, and fight this liberal takeover of our government, what is?!

Friends, we are in for the fight of our lives, just as our young men & women are fighting for our freedoms in Iraq and Afghanistan, we must fight for our country right here and now! I truly believe Fred Thompson is the one man who can pull this nation back together! Rudy Giuliani, like Hillary Clinton, will just tear us apart! Putting lipstick on a pig doesn’t change it...

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"What is the riddle of steel?"

Since you've worked in Hollywood, you are the only candidate qualified to answer this question:

Did Greedo really shoot first?

Senator Thompson, Is there any truth to the rumor that you plan on making Ron Paul ambassador to Iran? A follow-up, Is that before or after the airstrikes?

Hey...I went to watch the Yankees get their asses kicked last night and see someone took a shot! sigh...

Bravo Mr. Alan (#69 - Posted by: Alan on October 9, 2007 01:40 AM) I echo you 100%
R.L. Dick Ganoe

#65 P&B,
"pose as serious...on IMAO?"

You're new here, aren't you?

#69: "The White House is not for Sale": would you please tell Shillary that?

"Think of it this way: Eight more years of another Clinton White House? Now, if that’s not a sufficient enough reason to pull together as a party, as a country, and fight this liberal takeover of our government, what is?!"

You just provided an answer to your tirade on Rudy Giuliani and why if he IS the candidate (which many of us hope he is not), Republicans must still get out and vote the lesser of two evils. Shillary or Giluliani?

Why do you let bad things happen to good people?

"You're new here, aren't you?"

comatus,

No, I am not new here. Read back over the last three years. It happens...even in this thread!
~P&B~

See what I mean

Are we going to have law and order, or will it be business as usual?

freedom flies

Why yes, yes it does.