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October 08, 2007
Ronin Profile: Gunny
* * * * What's the story behind your name? The name comes from two things, a love of guns and a love of the USMC. If I am lucky enough, I hope to one day be able to rightfully claim the title of Gunnery Sergeant. Where do you live? I live in south west Connecticut, and my Congressman is a an excellent RINO named Christopher Shays. The Gov. also claims to be a Republican but she keeps talking about raising taxes so... How old are you? I am old enough to join the Marine Corp but young enough to need my parents to sign, (which mean no Infantry for me) Tell us briefly about yourself. I used to be fairly politically ignorant, I only had a general sense that liberals were evil and/or stupid. I then read a book by a very fine woman named Ann Coulter, through her talents as a witch... err writer, I have become infused with a great hatred for all things of the left. In fact just the other day my history teacher was commenting how I seem to think that everything left of center is communism. Which it is of course. Oh and I like to shoot things, I am not sure if this is due to being conservative or Itailan but either way it is a lot of fun. How long have you been reading IMAO? Sadly it has only been about three years but I am here to stay. What's your favorite IMAO post? Any In my World that has Donald Rumsfeld or Buck the Marine, and the Fred Thompson facts. If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? Right-wing comedy, & news What's you favorite political issue? I would have to say either 2nd amendment rights or National security, I feel that both are extremely imporatant to the continued survival of this country in the way in which it was intended by the Founding Fathers. Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. No [Fine, then. -Ed.] How much lead should children toys have? I think that this is directly related to how liberal the children's parents are, liberal people tend to raise liberal children, therefore the more liberal the parents are the more lead their kids toys should contain. * * * * If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you're still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you're interesting doesn't mean we won't enjoy your story. 9 Responses To "Ronin Profile: Gunny"
Ah, clearly I have a twin living just due north of me. Good to see more youth who haven't been brainwashed by their teachers and MTV. Rock on! #1 - Posted by: Damian G. on October 8, 2007 05:55 PMConservatives' kids toys should have some lead in them, too. It just needs to be able to leave the toy at a high velocity. #2 - Posted by: ccso8462 on October 8, 2007 06:16 PMThe question, Gunny, is how could we tell when a Libtard has too much lead in their system? Unless it leads to death, the similarities between a lead-poisoned and regular Libtard mind are just too close to call. #3 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 8, 2007 06:19 PMFred Thompson just called. He said you can shoot with him anytime, anywhere, including the White House shooting range. #4 - Posted by: Old Geezer on October 8, 2007 06:41 PMGunny.....Except for the spell check,heh...mine Hates me, you're well thought for a young man. Skip the aspiration to E-7 for now. Go to College. Directly to College. Make sure it's one with a PLC affiliation. (Platoon Leaders Class). Kinda like Rot See, but you Are a Marine. Give OCS a shot. Worked for me.....wait. Don't pay attention to me! I'm friggin' warped. #5 - Posted by: howlsatmoon on October 8, 2007 06:55 PMDo you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. No [Fine, then. -Ed.] Heh best response to that question ever. #6 - Posted by: on October 8, 2007 07:04 PMConservatives' kids toys should have some lead in them, too. It just needs to be able to leave the toy at a high velocity. I'm pleased to see how well our age group is represented here. :) #8 - Posted by: Oromin on October 8, 2007 10:05 PMOk, I know a gun is not a toy, but using one makes good people happy, so the answer to that last question should have been "between 7 and 15 rounds, depending on the size and caliber of the toy and its magazine." #9 - Posted by: cknight on October 9, 2007 09:53 PMPost a comment
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