October 09, 2007
What Obama Now Wears on His Lapel
He just uses that button to hide the hole he burned in his suit smoking crack.
I think we'd like him better if he WAS wearing the flag pin and his suit were full of burn holes from cigarettes and he was seen smoking at his rallies as he kisses the babies and steals their lolipops.
He uses that large, garish button to detract form the Dumbo-like ears he is sporting.
We could ask him why he's not wearing a flag pin, but the answer is simple: Sharp metal objects can leave a pretty nasty gouge on wooden surfaces. It's the same reason why you never saw Howdy Doody wearing one.
And given the choice, I'd sooner vote for Howdy.
Hillary made him take it off. It left scratches on her rather hefty thighs while his head was planted firmly up her ass...
Liberals will wear flag pins when vampires start wearing crucifixes.
Maybe that's why her butt is so big. It's ready to accept multiple heads.
He had to get something to replace the flag pin, or he wouldn't have had the minimum number of pieces of flair on his uniform.
Stumble It!
