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October 09, 2007
I Was Thinking...
Who profits if there's a war with Iran? I think that's pretty obvious. It's people who make protest signs, effigies of Bush, giant puppets, and anti-war bumper stickers. It's hard to get people out to protest these days with such high employment, so the protest industry needs wars to sell their wares. I bet if you look who's behind the push for war, it's Big Protest. 15 Responses To "I Was Thinking..."
The answer of who profits is simple: The Western World. #1 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 9, 2007 11:07 AMHmmm.... Lessee here. Since your hypothesis is that those who make protest items profit from the war, and it just stands to reason that the people who make those protest items are typically hippies, then the conclusion of that thread of thought is that hippies profit from war. That thought shall keep me up for many, many nights. Thanks, Frank! #2 - Posted by: Jedijson on October 9, 2007 11:12 AMHey, the hippies need jobs, too. I say, let them profit big time on that one. Gear-up those parental basements. #3 - Posted by: BobbyR on October 9, 2007 11:20 AMSo's you sez you are a thinkin, who profits from these wars... Why it's those ole counterfeiters... Of those Godly Inspired Words... We lead you, whilst we bleed you, downward into the pits of Hell... Where Lucifer's Moonchild, awaits your final score... I make signs and bumper stickers, greeting cards, & advertising novelties... And back in the sixties era, I made counterfeit U.S. currencys... respectfully submitted: Donald DeWayne Woods, The Smoky Mountain Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, DBA "The King of the Southern Counterfeiters" biography listed in Marquis Who's Who in the Midwest and American Editions. Just remember, from this 65 year ole counterculture HIPPIE..."Thar is little difference between organized religions and organized crime. They're both running scams. Exploiting the Irrational Passions of the Masses in order to filch power and wealth unto the elites and priests from the fools of which are YOU!
That's got to be one the most idiotic postings I've ever seen here. Your contribution to the world could fit on the head of a pin - which is your head. #5 - Posted by: Pinky on October 9, 2007 12:38 PMReferring, of course, to #4. #6 - Posted by: Pinky on October 9, 2007 12:39 PM//I bet if you look who's behind the push for war, it's Big Protest.// I would have said "Big Babies" or even "Big Whiney Pu$$ies" When the DFL in the crappy blue state I live in aired an anti-war commercial against Norm Colman, they have the last line something like "stop the war now, so our children don't have to fight the war at home tomorrow." Moonbunny replied, "BRING IT!" "When the DFL in the crappy blue state I live in aired an anti-war commercial against Norm Colman, they have the last line something like "stop the war now, so our children don't have to fight the war at home tomorrow." I hate that commercial! As far as I'm concerned, DFL stands for Dumb F**king Libtard. If we convince hippies that Big Protest is affiliated with Halliburton, what do you think will happen? Could we also spread a rumor that Halliburton makes their hemp clothing also? #8 - Posted by: ChrisA on October 9, 2007 01:21 PMI didn't think dirty hippies worked? Judging by the looks of the protester types I'm not sure who hires these potential employees? Freak Shows? The guy that gets to clean Rosie's bathroom, etc... #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 9, 2007 01:43 PMWe all three live in the same blue state, KTLK is having agathering on the 13th. You guys need to show up. If hippies were kewl like us, they would be able to figure out sitting around after work with a beer and talking about the governement is the best way to change things. #10 - Posted by: shimauma on October 9, 2007 01:54 PMIf you check the want ads in your paper whenever the G8 or some other protestable event is near you will see employment ads for protesters. George Sorros is the one who pays them through the International Socialist Party. I am surprised by how many people do not know this. So please tell a friend, or enemy for that matter. #11 - Posted by: MikefromtheWVpartofNY on October 9, 2007 02:15 PMOh, and those new t-shirt models are giving me inpure thoughts, sorry just couldn't keep that to myself. Frank isn't allowed to look so just gloat to him about it. #12 - Posted by: MikefromtheWVpartofNY on October 9, 2007 02:19 PMShim, sitting around talking about the government over a beer is how this all began, so you may be onto something. ;-) #13 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 9, 2007 02:21 PMNot fair to those of us in distant states who love talking politics over beers with Ronin! #14 - Posted by: BobbyR on October 9, 2007 02:29 PMLike everything else in life, shouldn't those signs and things be free downloads on the Internet? Post a comment
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