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October 09, 2007
The Basics of War and Terrorism
A lot of people wonder how the war is making us safer since there are still terrorists out there who want to kill us. Well, when the terrorists come to kill me, I'm like, "Why are you guys trying to kill me?" And they're like, "Because of the war in Iraq!" And I'm like, "I didn't have anything to do with that. I've been here in America the whole time minding my own business. You should take this up with the soldiers in Iraq." And the terrorists are like, "We will!" So they go to Iraq to kill the soldiers, but the soldiers have lots of guns and they kill the terrorists back. And that's why we've had no terrorist attacks in America in the past couple years but lots of dead terrorists. I've probably explained this before, but it's always worth repeating. 7 Responses To "The Basics of War and Terrorism"
You put this up during the debate to keep those without the CNBC channel busy and nobody commented! I think that's kind of funny by itself. #1 - Posted by: Nobody on October 9, 2007 06:39 PMTerrorists are quaking in their sandals, Fred kicked Matthews culo with the mere power of his vocal cords imagine what he will do with an Army of many! #2 - Posted by: Senor Bumblebee on October 9, 2007 06:55 PMAm I the only one who, after reading the last line of the post, heard in the back of my mind (over and over) the refrain: War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely killing terrorists! Say it again, now..... #3 - Posted by: cknight on October 9, 2007 10:06 PMI think of it as improving their gene pool. It's sort of a public service. Either they'll run out of jihadi-minded doofuses, or they'll run out of offspring, which means they just selected themselves right out of the human race. Unfortunate, that. Sig #4 - Posted by: Sig on October 10, 2007 12:46 AMAll we are saying.... is give war a chance. #5 - Posted by: Veeshir on October 10, 2007 10:06 AMYou know, I had this exact conversation with the terrorists myself. What the libtards don't understand is that if there were no war in Iraq, the conversation would be more like: Terrorist: I'm here to kill you! Libtard: You don't want to kill me, I'm a peace loving monkey faced hippie! You want to kill Jesus loving conservatives!! Terrorist: But you are teh Gay - off with your head!! Swings machete and beheads smelly hippie. Libtards just don't understand that they would be first in line for the killing......Terrorists don't care that they post on DU....... #6 - Posted by: Clintons Are White Trash on October 10, 2007 11:00 AMWow, none of you said anything that made any sense. You think that just because we've invaded a sovereign nation under the guise of spreading democracy to the poor peasants and supposedly fighting the same people who destroyed over 3000 lives on US soil (which now we know is untrue) that we are somehow immune from future attacks on our own soil? While you are beating your war drums, let me ask you this: just precisely what have you sacrificed in your support of this war? Our soldiers don't even have the equipment and supplies they need to fight this "war on terror" yet over here in the US, we are still enjoying the ability to drive our oversized gas guzzling SUV's and stuffing our obese faces with all the food we could ever want. This isn't a war on anything. This is just a power grab and it's all a show to see whose cock is bigger. #7 - Posted by: amazed on October 10, 2007 04:42 PMPost a comment
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