Wow, GrannyBoo. Are you kooking for men born during the Truman administration?

I am glad to hear I'm not the only granny in the vast right-wing IMAO audience. After reading through all the profiles of all these young'uns I was beginning to wonder.

Good grief, I have have sweaters older than what appears to be the average age of IMAO commenters.

G-Boo, Well muh Deah, you are either my age, or the age of "shewhowontbenamed".

You sound Delightful. Only problem is, you're too smart, witty, and well armed for a feller like me. Durn the Luck.

Were those colors, or perfume names? I'll holler Happy b-day in a generally North Easterly direction the day after the Marine Corps Ball.

I think IMAO should have a "singles column" for old people. Me me me me me (ooops, there go my teef).

Kirk's ex-wife: "How do you feel?"
Kirk: "Old."

But not GrannyBoo, noooo.

"If we have to go there I fantasize about tipping over all the Mini Coopers with "Defeat Bush Again" and Darwin fish bumper stickers. Someday I'll do it. Will IMAO readers collect money for my bail?"

I will do better than that, give me a little advanced warning and I will come down and help you tip them.

So, Granny, what would you do if you could grow 50x your size?

A feisty Gramma! Cool.

Very nice and funny profile GrannyBoo, don't forget to check out the archives. IMAO has been funny for a long time now and those old posts are still worth reading. Legend has it that a mysterious spacemonkey would appear from time to time.

Hi GrannyBoo,

I agree, the last question was kinda John Edwardish. However, I just love Mossy Oak Shadow Grass, it brings out the green in my eyes. :).

As Always,
Your Humble Servant

You are all so kind. Thank you.

1. Old Geezer: Thanks, but Hubby wouldn't like it.

2. Lily: I'm so proud of you that you can still wear your sweaters from the Reagan years. Have you taken the shoulder pads out? I did, but I'm sorry sometimes....

3. Howlsatmoon: I checked out your blog and you're plenty smart. Poetic, too. The colors are Mossy Oak camo patterns. (Hunters don't wear perfume.) Have fun at the ball.

4. Old Geezer: Hubby found me at church. There's a fine woman in a pew near you. (oooh! it rhymed!)

5. Brian the Adequate: Sometime near Christmas work for you?

6. KT Cat: At 50x my size I would be 283 1/3 feet tall, weigh close to 4 tons and have a stride length of about 125'. Whoa. Think I'd stroll out to California, uproot a giant sequoia to use as a ski, find a supertanker to tow me and use the Phillippine archipelago as a slalom course. Thanks for asking.

7. Polly Esther: cool name!

8. Dohtimes: I will!

Humble Servant: I'll be lookin' out for another stylin' hunter! Good luck this season!

Boo yah grandma!

Granny,

A supertanker wouldn't be fast enough. May I suggest an Aegis cruiser? The USS Princeton, perhaps? I assure you, it would be plenty fast. It also has some excellent tools for removing things that might bother you while waterskiing.

Having recently joined the ranks of middle age I need to ask you, does menopause hurt? :me scared:

Also is it wrong at our age to still have a crush on a manhunk from a popular ninties TV show about Superman? If you still have a manhunk crush, who is he?

Welcome to the Ronin Pile!!

KT Cat: Good thinkin'! I was fixated on jumping the wake the tanker would throw (with those blunt bows they displace a mess of water) but the cruiser would be agile enough to do awesome cuts! Maybe if I volunteered to go stomp on Ahmadinnerjacket first the Navy would let me try out skiing behind the whole fleet.

Hi GrannyBoo!

Nice to see another Hoosier on here.

Now, when you're tipping those Mini's make sure that you double check to make sure it belongs to a liberal...I'd hate to have to shoot you for tipping over my car. Just check for a Masonic license plate and there shouldn't be a problem.

Shimauma: At the risk of frightening the male readers, I'll reply to the first question at your blog.

As for manhunk crushes, I must say, you have nice taste. He is one fine lookin' young man. Maybe it's having a 25 year old stepson, but any more I look at younger men as just taking another one to raise. Don't need that. Now, as to men in my own age group or older? Tom Selleck. My, my, my. Always had it bad for Charlton Heston, too. Oh! and I've been in love with Dick Cheney since he was Pres. Ford's Chief of Staff.

Luke: Gunfight at 2nd and Walnut! Can we sell tickets?

Now, as to men in my own age group or older? Tom Selleck.

You's good people, Granny. But Tom's mine.

Thanks for the MP info, Gran, it was comforting and informative.

Dean Cain is quite the Hottie isn't he? I think he would make a great VP! Shirtless Fireside Chats and press conferences!!! OOOOOOOO!!!

Good to hear from a fan who is in my age group! And I have been trying for years to connect the dots that definitively link those @#%%'in migraines to some kind of commie plot. But the one sided blindness slows me up and that infernal tapping on the keyboard as I try to conduct my research makes me want to upchuck.
OOh, I agree about Dick Cheney...he is a teddy bear! (a snarling fearsome RABID teddy {grizzly} bear!)

I said I HAD sweaters, I never said I could (or would) wear them. Hehehe.

I'm with you Granny, I don't think much about young men. I've seen too much stupidity from my own sons. When my oldest turned 17, (the age his dad was when we met) I remember thinking, "Good gravy! He is just like his dad, how dumb did I have to be to think 17 yr-old-guys were in any way shape or form attractive, or intelligent?"

My manhunk vote goes to John Schneider. That Bo Duke was one fine looking hillbilly, and he has aged well too.

#21 neocon cowgirl: cool handle. I have been on a multi-year search for any cause, commie, stalinist, jihadist, I don't care, just make it stop. I'm better today, though. I don't think most men understand why VPOTUS is so hot. 's okay. Not something they can replicate.

# 22 Lily: Yes, yes. It's so hard for me to not laugh at what my stepdaughter and daughter in law find attractive. They look like such babies! John Schneider ... no competition from me on that one. Enjoy!