We were there, and it wasn't Soccer they were talking about (or "football," since those lime-licking tax-mongers still can't get it into their heads that FOOTBALL is a manly, contact sport) - they were going on and on about "cricket" which is about as much of a sport as "golf" (another one of those monarchist 'sports' exported to pollute our democratic soil!), only with even less excitement.

Go back home to your taxes and your imperialist oppressions, Redcoats! No taxation without representation!

(Unless, apparently, you are Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Hillary Clinton... Wait a minute, I guess I *do* get taxed without representation. Oh bugger.)

I gotta ask you Harvey, do you know what tea-bagging is?
If so, that makes this post even funnier. If not? Well, that makes it funnier too. Just not for the same reason.

Don't see how Harvey could have worked the best treatment for hickies into the story.

Surveillance video shows a bald man resembling Captain Picard fleeing from the scene. He had a sign reading "Crumpets for Christ". WTF?

In related news, the Indian Subcontinental Studies teacher was accosted by a T-Bone steak being nailed to his door and the History of Islam teacher keeps getting pork chops and ham stuffed in his teacher's mailbox.

As the second offends Islam, the state Attorney General is looking to push for the death penalty.

Before they left, still cameras caught the suspected Englishmen smiling and revealed they were missing some teeth while several needed to wipe their mouths. Local police regard this as their new MO and are now searching all of New England for traces of these illegal ingrates.

Up the road a ways, police at Yale had a similar problem with dog poop wrapped up like "groom's cake" and presented at a recent retirement party for an esteemed professor. But since Yale has secret societies, officers dismissed the case as typical of a campus student body full of liberal shit.

Another shameless attempt to lure the limey out of hiding!!! We got your number bub.

The professor upon being tea-bagged while passed out in his home after a night of drinking issued this statement: "It is incomprehensible that I, an esteemed member of the elite educational faculty of Columbia, be disgraced by a run-by 'tea-bagging.' This is outrageous and I, along with the American Council Against the Tea-bagging of Acadamia or ACATA will find whomever is responsible and punish them to the full extent of the law. This is an obvious terrorist attack and We will not stand for it."

"No taxation without representation!"

Well, Yanks, how's that taxation WITH representation workin' out??! 'illery goin' to fix THAT for ya, too? 'ey, wot!

It's like gettin' screwed with permission - a form of self-immolation. Hillary's our best example of our natural masochistic tendencies, mate!

The Liberal faculty at Columbia can suck my leaf-sack!

This just in:

New York City decided to look further into illegal English immigrants and was overruled by the 2nd District Court which cited Federal Judge Charles R. Breyer's recent ruling suspending Bush's anti-immigration plans. Mayer Bombberg was quoted as saying, "Hell, they and regular New Yorkers all look alike, anyway. The only thing we had to go by were those tea bags they were carrying." Dr. Eric Foner at Columbia was at a tea party and couldn't be reached for comment.

"'illery goin' to fix THAT for ya, too? 'ey, wot!"

Can somebody translate? Babelfish doesn't have 'imbecile' as an option.

This is on par with that Obama story you did a while back.