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October 12, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host: 15 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
The second worst...pulling staples for him from single sheets of paper. #1 - Posted by: doonuts on October 12, 2007 03:16 PMI think that the whole story of John Edwards and his alleged affair with a campaign worker was actually spread by Edwards himself solely as a means of countering IMAO's Daily John Edwards Fabulous Facts, which generally imply that he is more girlie than man. #2 - Posted by: on October 12, 2007 03:18 PMTo quote Peter Boyle: What contest in Hell did I win?#3 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 12, 2007 03:25 PM John Edwards once sued a pet store for $20,000,000 in pain and suffering after a kitten shed on him. #4 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on October 12, 2007 03:41 PMOf course John Edwards has people to do all that stuff for him. You can't stay photogenic by messing with all that heavy stuff. I hate that stuff. #5 - Posted by: Elizabeth on October 12, 2007 03:45 PMCasper: The lady does have incurable cancer; it's understandable that she might not exactly be at her best right now. OTOH, and if you don't mind, here's my suggested small editorial change: When I heard the news that Edwards may have been getting kinky with a staffer, my first response was to ask, "So, What's his name?" #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 12, 2007 03:56 PMMad-"All good writer's must be willing to be edited; shitty writers even more so." Thx #8 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on October 12, 2007 04:06 PMActually John is the trophy wife in that marriage. #9 - Posted by: Heather on October 12, 2007 05:06 PMCasper - Didn't mean to go heavy on ya there - but cancer's kind of a sore spot with me. I was 8 y/o when watched my granddad sink due to liver cancer. It was the first death of a close family member and I'll never forget how he went from being a strong, 6'3", 200# man to being too weak to stand over the course of about three months. The last time I saw him, the look on his face was indescribable. Years later, I realized that he looked at me like that because he knew he'd never see his grandson again in this life. It was 35 years ago; still remember it plain as day. We now return you to regularly scheduled programming.... #10 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on October 12, 2007 05:45 PMBonus John Edwards Fact: Filmmaker Rielle Hunter threw cold water on rumors of an affair between herself and John Edwards: "Let me state this as plainly as possible. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a lesbian." #11 - Posted by: DamnCat on October 12, 2007 06:21 PMCaspar, I love these John Edwards Fabulous Facts, but I gotta second Mad insomniac. Leave his wife outa this. #12 - Posted by: Ed Markham on October 12, 2007 08:26 PMthe hard part is actually having to squeeze the stapler together. #13 - Posted by: morigu on October 12, 2007 08:27 PMSorry Ed & Mad - but I gotta disagree. Elizabeth Edwards is fair game. If she stayed on the sidelines or stuck to statements like “Vote for my husband ‘cause he’s a great guy” it would be different. I'd agree she should be let out of it. But she has gone on the attack questioning Rush Limbaugh's draft deferment (with no evidence), taking shots at Obama and Clinton. Fair enough – they are all in the game and should be able to take it. But Elizabeth Edwards has to take it too. She doesn’t get a pass just because she has cancer. OTOH – Mad’s rewrite WAS funnier. #14 - Posted by: DamnCat on October 12, 2007 09:59 PMHis secretary doesn't use Midnight Passion lipstick anymore, because there can only be one pair of kissable lips in that office. #15 - Posted by: lotocoti on October 13, 2007 06:43 AMPost a comment
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