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October 12, 2007
Nobel Prize Awarded To Global Polluter
Posted by spacemonkey at 08:26 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)
Peace of $#** Prize Winners
Well, it's official.
Just as the buzz predicted, the winner of this year's Nobel Peace Prize is former Vice President of the United States Al Gore for spreading the word on global warming.

If he's 'spreading the word' on global warming, why hasn't changed his jet setting lifestyle? I guess at his palatial energy guzzling home the 'word on global warming' has to be spread pretty thin.

So what does his winning this mean? Well it means the Nobel prize committee folk aren't getting any less liberal. and well be saturated with more GoreBal Alarming media blather for at least a solid two weeks.

On the bright side, Rush Limbaugh will no doubt have plenty to say today since he was nominated for it too.
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16 Responses To "Nobel Prize Awarded To Global Polluter"

Hey, they said it was for spreading the word, not actually doing anything about it.

Geez, I'd think you'd understand libspeak by now!

#1 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on October 12, 2007 08:47 AM

On the bright side, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is stripping the producers of Inconvenient Truth of their acadamy award in light of the judges ruling in England.

Hooray for a dose of sanity!

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#2 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on October 12, 2007 08:56 AM

How about Al Gore and Arafat giving each other a big sloppy kiss while holding up their prizes; that would be the best image.

#3 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 12, 2007 10:08 AM

I recommend a picture of Manbearpig. Maybe even the bumper sticker from the south park episode.

#4 - Posted by: Crazynavyjetguy on October 12, 2007 10:12 AM

Al Gore can kiss my carbon footprint

Simple, concise, and to the point.

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#5 - Posted by: Bruce on October 12, 2007 10:37 AM

There's a poll up at CBS website asking if the Goreacle should run for President. Just voted "Yes". I can't imagine a better to pull Manbearpigs teeth than for him to have explain his plan to destroy our economy during a campaign.

#6 - Posted by: Chuck on October 12, 2007 11:13 AM

Gore-Obama 08.

#7 - Posted by: Hillary Must Die on October 12, 2007 11:34 AM

Well, since the committee is giving out "Chicken Little Awards" for Liberal Elites, should Harry Reid get a Big Fat One?

#8 - Posted by: on October 12, 2007 11:53 AM

Man, the media is breathlessly desirous of Algore running for president again. Douchebags all. Would be funny to see the carnage that ensues though. Bring it on. the Hildebeest vs. the Great Globular Warmening Manbearpig hunter.

#9 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on October 12, 2007 12:16 PM

First, you guys don't seem to know that Rush was never an official nomine for the nobel. He was propose as a nomine by his good friend Levin. Nobel commite never even Acknowledge it.

#10 - Posted by: johnny on October 12, 2007 01:14 PM

"I need a graphic for this post, will someone make me one?"

No. It would be too gross: Gore's fat head in a vacuum chamber just before it explodes.

#11 - Posted by: Old Geezer on October 12, 2007 01:14 PM

Actually, my opinion of the Nobel Peace Prize went up with this one. At least Al Gore is not a mass murderer. If you look at the percent of peace prize winners that have been involved with ethnic cleansing you realize that it dropped just a slight bit.

Lately they've been shying away from people that are best known for being responsible for large numbers of deaths and more for their most incoherent anti-Bush rants.

#12 - Posted by: Michael Rutman on October 12, 2007 02:19 PM

what a crock... I've been making stuff up for years and all I've ain't never won no stinkin' Nobel prize...

#13 - Posted by: on October 12, 2007 03:06 PM

what about my contributions - i've been warning people about the dangers involved with bigfoot, unicorns and gnomes for years, and they never gave me a damn nobel peace prize. what do i have to do to please these people; compromise national security by giving away military secrets to foreign media?

#14 - Posted by: rusty shackleford on October 13, 2007 10:13 AM

In keeping with the Gore precedent, it is reliably reported that this years Nobel Prize for Economics will be awarded to Zimbabwe's own, Robert Mugabe.

#15 - Posted by: Paul ADK on October 14, 2007 07:54 PM

Hell, I can't believe you used my rudimentary photoshopped picture. Thanks Frank J.

#16 - Posted by: kerrcarto on October 15, 2007 05:01 PM
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