October 14, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson is above any law, even those of thermodynamics.
What about the law of gravity?
Could Fred sign the 'Theory of Relativity' into law? Einstein should be remembered as having a chance to lay down the law.
All hetero women think Fred is hotter than a two dollar pistol, and the Hildabeast is colder than than the Slurpee that gave you a two hour brain freeze.
Fred knows who made the law. He's just the enforcer.
Fred's exempt from the laws of thermodynamics, cause all the excess heat he generates has coalesced into his smokin' hot wife.
Fred Thompson can neither be created nor destroyed.
Fred Thompson can neither be created nor destroyed.
That'd be the Fred Thompson Conservation Law.
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