October 15, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
For the eighth year in a row, Fred Thompson has won the Nobel Violence Prize.
Beats a Peace Prize any day. Now, if he could just beat a certain Peace Prize recipient so that said recipient would just STFU about global warning...
The horrible fate of those who thought to contest with him for the Prize the first year has dissuaded any from trying since.
Now THAT'S the kind of prize that makes a fella swell with pride.
They never had a Nobel Violence prize until Fred decided he wanted one and beat them mercilessly - they saw the error of their ways and started one for him.
What makes this feat even more astounding? They've only been awarding it for five years.