She'll turn the White House into a gingerbread house of national socialism for the millions of stupid Hansel and Gretel's already primed and ready for it.

Thankfully, avoiding the advice by her staffers to potential voters, I marked my trail with stones rather than breadcrumbs and lived to pass the info of Gingergate to FrankJ.

Then she gives them Ambien-laced candies to keep them there, drugged out of their minds so they can't think clearly anymore.

Ron Paul lures in his new constituents with foil-wrapped, chocolate Krugerrands.

(everydayjoe's was great)

The lack of her long promised candycane patio extension explains her rather... impressive thighs.

Ted Kennedy lures in new voters by getting drunk and driving into a pond with them.

OMG, i really DID laugh out loud when i read this one. i usually smile quietly to myself, but this one caught me unawares!

Brilliant!

I can safely say that never in the history of the world has fire ever melted gingerbread.

but is she still going to screech 'I'll get you my pretty'??