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October 17, 2007
It's Official: Congress Half As Popular As Nazis
Even after all the political posturing, it came as a surprise to the Democratic Congress that their approval rating of 11% is just half of the favorable rating received by Nazis in a German poll. The approval rate for Democrats was 11% - It was 25% for Nazis when asked if there was anything good to their control of Germany. This poll comes as a shock to Nancy Pelosi. Said the Speaker of the House: "We don't know what more we can do. We've proposed gay marriage, gay love, gay education, and laws protecting gays. We're just about at our limit. Maybe they would like us more if we withdrew from Iraq." Congressional insiders are formulating plans to gain more popularity than Nazis. Said one insider, "We never figured that calling President Bush a no good Nazi really meant that he had a higher level of populariity. But there it is." Pretty soon, congress will roll out their secret weapons: David Crosby and Paul Simon. Many feel that these two performers will be able to reach out and touch a demographic they've never had before: 60's radicals. President Bush turned out to be slightly less popular than Nazis but his numbers were within the margin of error.
10 Responses To "It's Official: Congress Half As Popular As Nazis"
This is truly surprising. You'd think that their plan to turn us into France would be welcomed by most Americans...even though most Americans hate France. #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 17, 2007 07:52 PMSigh... You know your community is dated when there is an actual street called Gay Ave. that dates back to a time when it meant happy. #2 - Posted by: Strnj1 on October 17, 2007 07:54 PMHalf as popular...would that have anything to do with them being twice as stupid? #3 - Posted by: shimauma on October 17, 2007 08:12 PMI'd be interested to see the results of these questions: Who would do a better job tackling illegal immigration? The war in Iraq? A) President Bush Change our name to United Gay/Lesbian/Transgendered States of America! Yea...all Americans can get on board with that! Oh...and make Christianity illegal in all it's forms! Oh...and shut down talk radio! Oh...and raise taxes, please! Oh...and open the borders up for all to come! Oh...investigate investigate investigate investigate investigate investigate investigate Republicans only of course!!! #5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 18, 2007 07:45 AMIf half-wits are Nazis and Dems are half as smart as Nazis, are they quarter wits? #6 - Posted by: Bruce B on October 18, 2007 09:10 AMLast time I checked, the only thing that had a lower approval rating than Congress was Ebola. Ooops... my mistake... Ebola just move ahead. #7 - Posted by: Texaspartan on October 18, 2007 09:40 AMIf I were a libtard, I would be sooo pist! They gave them a majority in the House and Senate and they still can't do a damn thing except pass non-binding resolutions condeming a privite citizen for speaking his mind. The Democrats could end the war tommorow if they wanted, all they have to do is pull the funding, but even they know that would be disastrous for the USA, or maybe they are just too spineless! #8 - Posted by: Clay S. on October 18, 2007 10:59 AMWell, the Nazis DID make the trains run on time. Just.... not to very good places #9 - Posted by: Mike on October 18, 2007 01:02 PMHey, Belsen was a gas - or at least The Sex Pistols thought so... #10 - Posted by: bunkerboy on October 19, 2007 06:13 PMPost a comment
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