October 19, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Hillary's favorite pastime is drowning puppies while orphans are forced to watch.
That's terrible. Poor puppies. Now, if she boiled some cats, I would applaud. Kill the cat...
I heard the opposite, that she drowned orphans while making puppies watch. No wait.. that was "downed orphans", as in swallowing them whole. Must be part of her healthcare plan or something, I don't know...
Great blog by the way! I've been lurking around here for the past few weeks and figured I'd go ahead and comment on something.
Ultimately, the Michael Vick dogfighting ring will be found to have been run by the head b#$@#, Hillary Rodham Clinton...
No Way Wattdog! She's running a "Cock-Fighting" ring for sure!!
#4 OMG
That'll teach me to work 24 hours without sleep. I read that as
"No Way Wattdog! She's wearing a cock-ring for sure!"
Nearly scared me sober, it did.
I always knew there must be some sort of connection between her and Glenn Reynolds.
...and then donate to her campaign afterwards.