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October 19, 2007
I Assume Someone Has Already Made This Joke, But What Do I Care
Posted by Frank J. at 09:54 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (8)

The thing about donations from the Chinese is that no matter how much you get, you'll want more an hour later.

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8 Responses To "I Assume Someone Has Already Made This Joke, But What Do I Care"

And she will get more later just as soon as the Chicoms find more poor people to funnel it through. Can't keep using the same missing people can they? They will just keep buying fake ssn's to funnel the money though. I'm suprized the illegal imigrants haven't figured out the ssn thing yet.

#1 - Posted by: Dan M on October 19, 2007 10:12 AM

Hey, anyone the Chinese Communists and Al-Queda want for president can't be all bad.

#2 - Posted by: Gary on October 19, 2007 10:21 AM

bigbro declares: You ASSUME someone has told this joke before? That's like assuming Wilt Chamberlain was taller than Mickey Rooney.

Pretty much about sums it up for leftist political humor on the internet for the past five years or so. After the same leftisit joke has been told a hundred and fifty ways, by changing the rightist names and the rightist political affiliations, you don't have to wonder why nobody is laughing anymore.

In fact, you don't have to wonder why the Silent Majority isn't paying attention to the left anymore.

Anyway, I came expecting more of that Democratic gay talk. I'm still trying to figure out if you guys think anyone in the Democratic Party is straight anymore. C'mon. Are you guys afraid to mix gay talk about Barack. You know, how black men won't have oral sex with black women intimation stuff. Might I suggest you start talking about group sex to at least mix it up a little. For nuance. Through some Independent Party Fellini midgets into the pile of bodies? Maybe Ralph Nader sucking on a Tesla Motors' tailpipe?

And on a more somber note, and this ain't a stale attempt at an old joke: "George Gipp's body exhumed for DNA testing."

They're probably looking for that Chinese joke as it was originally written on a cocktail napkin and stuffed into George Gipp's pocket before he was buried.

About the only new joke concept America can anticipate is how the Neocon run antiwar movement will change the Bush jokes to the Romney jokes until 2012. Cause the landslide will completely bury Hillary and nobody in Comedy Central will remember who to spell her name.

fred call aka bigbro

#3 - Posted by: fred call on October 19, 2007 10:51 AM

Considering how much money she needs to "plow the road" with the MSM, she probably needs replenishment every minute from her Chinese friends.

#4 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on October 19, 2007 11:06 AM


So considering the billions of potential "voters" in China, does this make Hillary a Hsu-in for the White House?

*ba dump bump*

#5 - Posted by: Polly Esther on October 19, 2007 11:07 AM

The ChiComs already have the largest hydroelectric river dam in the world. Why are they so interested in buying a "dike"?

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on October 19, 2007 04:56 PM

I guess after being shown with yet another Chinese contributor, Hillary has been caught with her hand in the fortune cookie jar.

#7 - Posted by: loomdog on October 19, 2007 05:04 PM

Little Known Election 2008 Fact:
If the choice comes down to Rudy vs Hillary vs McKinney it will be a perfect trifecta:
One who's a fake;
One on the take;
and One who's a flake

#8 - Posted by: Random Numbers on October 20, 2007 02:00 AM
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