October 20, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Hillary Clinton can't tell the truth about anything without having extremely painful headaches.
And she has cackling, teeth-chattering, mental orgasms anytime someone hands her money.
That terrible truth is false. Hillary laughs at the questions asked by Fox News anchors because they are hilarious. Most Americans also laugh at Fox News because Fox News is extremely ridiculous.
The fact is Hitlery is allergic to the truth. Anytime she has to tell the truth she starts to cough, sneeze, her nose gets red and her eyes water (like Ted Kennedy but without the Long Island Ice Teas).
She has to take a high dose antihistamine which is why she says the stupid things she does accompanied by the cackling laugh.
Wow, and she's the front runner. The rest of the world should be afraid, be very afraid.
The fact is Hitlery is allergic to the truth. Anytime she has to tell the truth she starts to cough, sneeze, her nose gets red and her eyes water (like Ted Kennedy but without the Long Island Ice Teas).
She has to take a high dose antihistamine which is why she says the stupid things she does accompanied by the cackling laugh.
Wow, and she's the front runner. The rest of the world should be afraid, be very afraid.
That was so no my fault. (it usually is, but this time not) Sorry anyway.
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