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October 22, 2007
Chuck for Huck
Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee for President. Could this lead to a battle between Fred Thompson and Chuck Norris? Let's hope not for the sake of the universe which would surely be destroyed in the crossfire. And if I were to actually consider Huck, I'd have to know what his stance is on combating monkey political assassinations. Fred Thompson position on that issue is that we must do a preemptive strike on the monkeys, killing them all before they can even think of killing us. He's also specifies that monkeys should be killed in the most painful way possible, such as dropping them in acid or repeated stabbing to the stomach. Will Huckabee take that strong a stance? And, for that matter, how many monkeys has Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the head? 17 Responses To "Chuck for Huck"
WHO CARES!?! Who does Jack Bauer endorse for president? For that matter, who does David Palmer endorse from beyond the grave?!? Chuck Norris cannot stand against the monkeys, let alone the evil Ninja Empire. Pirates for Fred!! #1 - Posted by: Ringmaster on October 22, 2007 02:29 PMWoah, Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee!? Well, Huckabee now has the vote of all high school and middle school boys. On a serious note though, I've heard quite a bit from Huckabee lately, and I've liked everything I've heard. If Indiana didn't have such a late primary, I might have a hard time deciding wether to vote for Fred! or Huckabee. (But I figure, by the time it gets around to us, the nomination will already be decided anyways, so I'm off the hook.) #2 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on October 22, 2007 02:31 PM
I think any Republican in this crop would be better than the Hildebeast. Even RonPaul would be better, just for the mock factor. #3 - Posted by: Polly Esther on October 22, 2007 02:38 PMWas that the two buck chuck or the three buck chuck? #4 - Posted by: Old Geezer on October 22, 2007 02:42 PMFred/Mike 2008 AAHHHHH the dream ticket. And Duncan for Homeland Security #5 - Posted by: Dan M on October 22, 2007 02:55 PMHuck & Chuck sounds like a ticket to me.. just a thought. Mike could be the nice one and Chuck could go around kicking the world's ass. Sounds somewhat like what we have now.. except Huck wouldn't piss off everyone, that would be Chuck's job. #6 - Posted by: Patrick Britton on October 22, 2007 03:42 PMHuck & Chuck: better copyright that one ASAP & send it off to cafepress for some center-right $$ #7 - Posted by: BeemerEater on October 22, 2007 05:12 PM"Huck & Chuck: Got Bucks?" #8 - Posted by: BeemerEater on October 22, 2007 05:14 PM"Huck & Chuck: Our Luck Sucks" #9 - Posted by: BeemerEater on October 22, 2007 05:17 PM"Huck & Chuck: we don' give a ... hoot (bes' be mine-foal uh dem Sun-nae ske-wel chill' un dahn saath) #10 - Posted by: BeemerEater on October 22, 2007 05:21 PMHuck & Chuck: REMEMBER NEW ORLEANS!!! #11 - Posted by: BeemerEater on October 22, 2007 05:24 PMHow much Huck could a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris would chuck Huck? #12 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on October 22, 2007 11:26 PMThompson still doesn't have to worry about Huckabee, even if Chuck Norris has got his back. There's only one person that Thompson needs to worry about backing up his opponents: Ted Frompson. #13 - Posted by: Vanguard1219 on October 23, 2007 08:33 AMI think you guys are missing the point... The left is now training monkeys for political assassinations! Don't you know what this means?? Frank J. was right all this time! The monkeys really are evil! #14 - Posted by: Ninjafluff on October 23, 2007 09:29 AMIn the past, I used to kick the top off the monkeys heads so that Huck could eat the brains. Unfortunately, due to Huck's difficulty spelling and compulsive desire for raisins, now I have to kick the top off cereal boxes. #15 - Posted by: Chuck on October 23, 2007 09:49 AMI was invited to join a site called surveymonkey.com. I figured that it must be some sort of planning site for monkeys preparing for world domination, so I wanted to spy on them. They have cleverly disguised the site as an online "survey" site. Well played, monkey boys. Well played. #16 - Posted by: Steve L. on October 23, 2007 10:26 AMAs a high school prep, I officialy announce that Mike Huckabee has my vote (when the government lets me use it). #17 - Posted by: Pantera on October 23, 2007 10:54 AMPost a comment
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