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October 23, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Posted by Harvey at 03:02 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards's least favorite part of his annual physical? The Pap smear.

13 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

You would've thought it would have been the mammogram..............or anything that musses up his hair! But then again he probably likes to stand on his tiptoes and have his nipples pinched!

#1 - Posted by: EvilleGenius on October 23, 2007 03:34 PM

Harvey, that's because he only needs one pap smear to determine the position of his head.

#2 - Posted by: Elizabeth on October 23, 2007 03:44 PM

His favorite part? The part of the exam where you turn your head & cough.

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 23, 2007 04:24 PM

John Edwards had to lighten up on his eye liner. When he applied as much as he wanted, he found it became hard to lift his eyelids.

John Edwards still wonders why the underwear his mom gave him when he was a kid had a hole in the front.

John Edwards most important asset as President would be his pursed lips -- adorned with the just the right shade of lip gloss.

John Edwards has a chaffeur, but not because he's rich. It's because he finds it so hard to press that darned gas pedal.

#4 - Posted by: Joe Bonforte on October 23, 2007 04:32 PM

His favorite? - The colonoscopy

#5 - Posted by: Dan M on October 23, 2007 04:54 PM

He tries to "lighten the mood" a little during his annual by applying sweet-smelling rose water "in all the right areas," as well as dusting his pubes with glitter.

#6 - Posted by: jedijson on October 23, 2007 05:53 PM

Well damn, all the good comments were already posted. lol

#7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 23, 2007 06:07 PM

I also am a son of Bob, Son of Bob. But I say there are more! (It's not too early for some liquids to help...)

John Edwards always schedules his gynecological appointment right before the cock tail hour.

#8 - Posted by: PostToasties on October 23, 2007 07:02 PM

That was so handed to you a few posts back.
Good on ya for making use of it!

#9 - Posted by: dick on October 23, 2007 08:00 PM

John Edwards is having trouble finding a church near his home, but that's only because three had to be bulldozed to make room for his mansion. And they were all in different counties.

#10 - Posted by: tommy on October 23, 2007 10:38 PM

John Edwards has either a tiny penis, or a huge clitoris...

#11 - Posted by: Brian on October 24, 2007 08:46 AM

These are getting really old.

#12 - Posted by: Beo on October 24, 2007 05:00 PM

Then don't read them.

#13 - Posted by: Harvey on October 24, 2007 07:47 PM
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