A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel .

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait . I am programmed to converse with you until a table is
ready, If you please "

Intrigued, the man said, "OK . "

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,
"Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164 . "

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc

The man was most impressed . The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100" .

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend .

The guy had to try it one more time . So the next day he returned .

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh . . . . . 'bout 50 "

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

Does she have six fingers on her right hand?

[I believe so! -Ed.]

I have a similar hobby, the difference being that the animals that I use are hippies and other lefties. There's a good supply of those in Shallow Alto.

I've seen her paper on the effects of her cackle on animals. It's over an inch thick, and her findings are frightening, to say the least!

Oh, those poor, poor animals. The polar bear went nuts about ten minutes into it, and took out the bison, giraffe, and horse.

If I recall, the only animal to survive was the cow--but then, it had Mad Cow disease. Or developed it somewhere along the way. The test results are still out.

You have to hand it to Hillary. She has one thing that the current President should have had from day one: A Pit of Doom.

She'll be known as the Chinese president. And the animals R us.

By "which animals" you must mean "which conservatives", because Hillary loves animals.

Frank filled his blog up with stupid daily facts. There's like three different ones each day now. Must be too pathetic to write actual lengthy blog posts anymore? He probably writes a few dozen of these at a time and then unleashes them one each day. Pretty lazy -- kind of like Fred Thompson.

You're pretty good, Sarcasm Man.

You almost sound like a liberal.

#8 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on October 23, 2007 12:41 PM

If you don't like it why don't you leave? Your just mad because he doesn't have a Ron Paul Fact. Here is one "Ron Paul is #$%^&*^ nuts."

Fear is her ally

AR has a good idea Frank. Think of all the traffic and Google bucks a daily Ron Paul Fact would generate.

jedijson: "the only animal to survive was the cow--but then, it had Mad Cow disease."

I thought Her Thighness WAS a mad cow?

*crickets*

Did I just say that out loud?

I wonder if she ever makes Bill squeal like a pig?

Hillary could make a T-Rex scream in pain (and go blind) by appearing naked and with no makeup in front of it.

OMG, Hillary is Dr. Moreau, pass it on.