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October 23, 2007
Dumbledore Was Gay? The Top 10
It seems that the whole Dumbledore Was Gay post generated a lot of comments. Not a lot of humor, but a lot of comments. Folks, this is a HUMOR site. In theory at least. Or so I'm told. Anyway, the object of the post was to have the readers generate a Top 10 list. On a personal note, let me share this with you. You. Guys. Suck. Anyway, it wasn't ALL bad. We were able to get these gems from some of our commenters. Top 10 Reasons We Should Have Known Dumbledore Was Gay 10. *Had an unusually wide stance when casting spells. AlanABQ 9. *Kept secretly reciting the "wingardium leviosa" spell towards male student's crotches. AlanABQ 8. Hogwart's policy of Don't ask, don't spell. Gary 7. He likes his candy sweet and his phoenixes FLAMING! Cknight 6. His patronus: John Edwards. Cknight
Anyway, here's a COMPLETE top ten list. The entries above were good. The one's listed below are mine. Check below the fold and tell me what you think. Top Ten Reasons We Should Have Known Dumbledore Was Gay 10. Bought his robes at Anglicanbishops.com **
** 8. Pennsieve was full of old reruns of The Rosie O’ Donell Show. ** 7. Would visit his favorite places: Diagon Alley, Horizont Alley, and Or Alley ** 6. Would fight evil with his closest friends: A sailor, a policeman, and an Indian Chief. ** 5. When not riding his broom side saddle, would use his other favorite mode of transportation: A Mini Cooper. ** 4. Survived a Dementors Kiss. Everything else is just a warm cozy memory. ** 3. Founded the Order of the Phoenix. And the Society of the San Franciscan. ** 2. Thought you could rid the world of evil using spells, wands, and Barbra Streisand. * And the Number ONE Reason We Should Have Known Dumbledore Was Gay
20 Responses To "Dumbledore Was Gay? The Top 10"
On a personal note, let me share this with you. You. Guys. Suck. Owie! slammed by Ducky AND Sarahk on the same day. Feeling duly chastised...me bad.... #1 - Posted by: shimauma on October 23, 2007 01:51 PMYou. Probably not the best choice of words when dealing with a "gay" themed post. #2 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 23, 2007 02:32 PM LOL #2! Sorry to letcha down FrankJ. I didn't have anything to contribute to that thread, being one of two persons on the planet who's never read a Potter book or seen a Potter movie. #3 - Posted by: Polly Esther on October 23, 2007 02:39 PMNow, that's not fair. It was saturday, and everyone knows that brains tend to stop working then. For example, FH's comment up there made me laugh a great deal. See? We're better on weekdays. #4 - Posted by: Hazel on October 23, 2007 02:43 PMI found RWD's list a bit lacking, but has much potential. For instance: ...would be teh funny (or better) if: 5. When not riding his broom side saddle, would use his other favorite mode of transportation: A Mini Cooper. as long as you mean a standard mini cooper in red, purple or one of those other sissy colors... (not the completely black and chrome "death s" model - which rocks - because it's mine and i'm as hetero as a man can get) #6 - Posted by: kahoona on October 23, 2007 02:44 PM"You. Guys. Suck. " Obviously I am not included in this right? LOL #2! Sorry to letcha down FrankJ. I didn't have anything to contribute to that thread, being one of two persons on the planet who's never read a Potter book or seen a Potter movie. Hey! Hi there, I am the other person who has never read a Potter book, though I hate to admit I've been forced to view the movies. #7 - Posted by: AR on October 23, 2007 03:14 PMSorry Frank, but some things are just not funny. Taking a beloved father figure to millions of kids and turning him into a pervert is just not funny. It borders on psychological child abuse. Doing it to hype a product line before Halloween is even less funny. Rowling sucks! #8 - Posted by: reality intrudes on October 23, 2007 04:39 PMGeeze, man, give us a break. It's not like we read the stupid books or anything. I wouldn't know Dumbledore from Ramblemastic or Gromblegoogly. Whatever. Next time ask a question about something we care about like how the sub-atomic particles of Hillary will be converted to energy in her first debate with Fred! #9 - Posted by: K T Cat on October 23, 2007 04:54 PMHarry Potter? I thought he was that old, hairy Colonel on M*A*S*H. I agree with PE, KT, RI and AR - never read it, never will, not funny. Kind of like video games. Get past 'em, kiddies. Get up from your keyboards and get a life. Oh...sorry...I... BTW, the moderator on this one is RightWingDuck. #10 - Posted by: Old Geezer on October 23, 2007 05:09 PMDucky: thanks for the honorable mention. I'll keep the pink ribbon in a cedar box in my closet, and bring it out on special occasions to show to my guests. Geezer: that was Col. Sherman Potter, played by the actor Harry Morgan. But thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts backstage! #11 - Posted by: cknight on October 23, 2007 05:25 PM:-) Yeah, I remember "buffalo bagles." I was in the VietNam war when that movie came out. The last fantasy series I read was Tolkien's and that was enough for a lifetime. But, thank you, I will accept the smiling, tall, lovely parting gift standing back there... #12 - Posted by: Old Geezer on October 23, 2007 05:39 PMSorry Frank, but next to the ones posted by AlanABQ, Gary and Cknight, your top-10 was kinda...well, gay. #13 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 23, 2007 06:16 PMIt may be gay, but Google thinks it's news: http://news.google.com/news?q=dumbledore%20gay&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=news_result&resnum=1&ct=title #14 - Posted by: Harvey on October 23, 2007 07:35 PM#8 has a point. Why did a beloved character in a children's series have to turn out a fudge packer waaaaaayyyyy after the fact? It's like a huge bait and switch. Had she come out and said, one of the mentors at the wizard's school plays for the other team, would we have let our kids read it? She's a coward. She wanted our bucks and now she just wants to be part of the in crowd. Bleeeaaauuuuggghhhh. #15 - Posted by: K T Cat on October 23, 2007 08:06 PMI'm startin' to worry about ya Harvey. Google is a computer program...it doesn't think. #17 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 23, 2007 10:19 PMreason number 1/2 - He was the HEADmaster. #18 - Posted by: Dan M on October 23, 2007 11:22 PMThis is news? You mean to tell me no one remembered his nickname from when he was a student at Hogwarts? Dumble(back)dore ? #19 - Posted by: Gaskar on October 24, 2007 06:48 AMRWD, I like your list. I can take a good "gay stereotype joke" as well as--strike that--better than the next gay man. But really, the allusions in peoples comments to being interested in kids is particularly tiresome. Seriously, people, get your facts straight (PUN!); it makes your "funnies" become actually funny. #20 - Posted by: PSUdain on October 24, 2007 03:18 PMPost a comment
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