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October 24, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Bonus Fact from Jim: 17 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
John Edwards wants a socialized medicine program so he won't have to see the same gynecologist twice!! YAY VARIETY!!! #1 - Posted by: Brian on October 24, 2007 03:19 PM"I'm a pillow-biter, not a fighter" - John Edwards #2 - Posted by: Clay S. on October 24, 2007 03:32 PM"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."-John Edwards "Mom, do you ever feel--less than fresh?"-John Edwards #3 - Posted by: G Fresh on October 24, 2007 04:19 PM"*slurp* Don't dribble, Bill, you keep ruining my ties. *gulp*" - John Edwards #4 - Posted by: ChrisA on October 24, 2007 04:33 PMJohn Edwards isin't gay, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. #5 - Posted by: Clay S. on October 24, 2007 04:43 PMRecently, Elizabeth Edwards, standing by her husband, complained that the other candidates were stealing John's ideas. "But they can't steal my manhood," commented John as Elizabeth looked puzzled. #6 - Posted by: Elizabeth on October 24, 2007 04:47 PMI don't understand these comments. Is this a political site or a site for gay men (not that there's anything wrong with that)? Why is everybody making sexual comments about Edwards? It seems really weird of you. I don't think he has any interest. He's got a family and a really nice wife. Maybe that's what you can't stand about him. A healthy, happy man who is also a good person and spends his time trying to make a difference politically and is clearly loved by really fine people. #7 - Posted by: mlk on October 24, 2007 09:57 PMI make fun of Edwards because he's a socialist, and I hate socialists. That, and he excites my latent homosexual tendencies. He's just too pretty for me NOT to want to have sex with. #8 - Posted by: Harvey on October 24, 2007 10:09 PMEdwards is a commie. That is worse than a socialist. He is a kind of like the pigs in Animal Farm. #9 - Posted by: Nicholai on October 24, 2007 10:14 PMIt's a site for anti-pretty boy fudge packers! #10 - Posted by: Silky Pony on October 24, 2007 10:23 PMI agree, mlk, that there is entirely too much fun being had at John Edwards' expense. Senator Edwards is not gay, as has been shown clearly time and time again. For a serious site like this one, there is really no explanation for the continued abuse of Mr. Edwards' manhood and lifestyle choices. It's almost as if the editors here are trying to turn this into a humor site, starting with a running gag about Edwards being as gay as two French sailors holding hands while skipping around the poopdeck. #11 - Posted by: Socrates on October 25, 2007 01:37 AMActually Socrates, I think the "gag" is that the term "making a head call" has double meaning for French sailors. MLK...no John Edwards isn't gay...just his ideas.
"If elected, I promise a waterproof mascara that's truly waterproof." - John Edwards. #14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 25, 2007 04:56 PMSo he intends to love our enemies into submission. Wait a minute, isn't that his usual position? #15 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2007 08:20 AMsean... "usual position" in a John Edwards post... sooooo many jokes, so little time!!! #16 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 26, 2007 10:24 AM"...Edwards being as gay as two French sailors holding hands while skipping around the poopdeck." Tee hee... poopdeck... LMAO!
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