October 24, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Anthropological evidence shows that ancient man had to deal with a creature similar to Hillary Clinton except that it was ten feet tall, had horns, had a spiked tail, and was only half as scary.
Yeah, it was an early stone age Demoncrat. The best defense against one: Fred Thompson.
The only difference is that Hillary is not that tall.
It's the laugh...
THE! LAUGH!
It's the smell.
And those deformed teeth.
And those thunderous thighs.
How DARE you insult the Jersey Devil by comparing it to Hillary...
Besides, he's only about 1/4 as scary.
FINE PRINT FROM HILARY'S $5000/CHILD BOND
*Recipient of said bond agrees to have a microchip implanted in recipient's forehead. The microchip will be powered by Intel's new nanotechnology 666 CPU.*
Stumble It!
