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October 26, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Posted by Frank J. at 11:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

Hillary Clinton regularly breaks all ten Commandments even before breakfast. I don't know how she breaks "keep the Sabbath holy" on a Tuesday, but shes finds away.

13 Responses To "Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths"

When your religion is man-made global warming and you spew as much toxic fumes as she does when she opens her mouth, this is probably the easiest commandment to break.

#1 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on October 26, 2007 11:42 AM

By existing, Hillary breaks all ten Commandments.

Hell, she breaks the laws of thermodynamics "for her amusement."

#2 - Posted by: Master Shake on October 26, 2007 11:57 AM

HAHAHA, That was priceless.

Matter and Energy are neither created nor destroyed, because that can't be taxed and Hillary won't let it be so.

#3 - Posted by: Ringmaster on October 26, 2007 12:10 PM

I wish she would go "find away." If you can figure out A WAY to do that, let me know. Maybe she'll go AWAY.

Not only does Hillary break all the commandments, but she's constantly defying gravity with that big black hole of a butt of hers. In the end, gravity wins....

#4 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on October 26, 2007 12:24 PM

With Hillary, every Sunday can be a Bloody Sunday.

#5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 26, 2007 12:49 PM

Thou shalt have no other Gods before you... In her mind She is our God and Glorious Leader...and since she is going to be elected...I agree with her 100% and think you losers should either get on board or be sent to a regional "re-education" camp where you will have your testicles wired to a "device" which will allow you to see the error of your ways. Go Hillary "08, our Glorious and Wonderful Leader God With Us Mere Mortal Men!!!

#6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 26, 2007 05:59 PM

Ms. Clinton has always coveted her neighbors ass and would even if Michael Moore were her neighbor, just to have a smaller ass.

#7 - Posted by: Dohtimes on October 26, 2007 06:57 PM

On Sabbath Tuesday, she eats babies for breakfast. What she does BEFORE breakfast, I shudder to imagine (except, maybe, meeting with ussjimmycarter to plan her re-education camps).

#8 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 26, 2007 07:03 PM

She's coveting her neighbor's wife? Ewwww.

#9 - Posted by: flamingphonebook on October 26, 2007 10:59 PM

Is this really the extent of your political vews? it must be amazing for the rest of the world to not only see but read how stupid we must be, how can commandments be a part of this language of idiots. To think it was a woman who push you into this world and then you became stupid. Go back to school and learn about women rulers, this time allow some education to stay in the brain.
So this is Born in the USA stupids.
See you in the cantonese class.

#10 - Posted by: on October 27, 2007 09:16 AM

Aww...

The Celtic Queen Boudica would be proud, even though she would've put the best Chinese warrior to shame in a pissing contest alone.

Next time, could you at least leave a fake name? We don't want to arbitrarily discriminate here. After all, being anonymous is great & all, but it's only respectable at AA meetings.

#11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 27, 2007 11:37 AM

Well "anonymous", my political views also extend to UFOs, big rigs, and barbecue. The pushin' only happens when my baby's all liquored up. Then again, you proabably don't do well with classical referneces, either. Let go of the Alan Alda schtick, "anonymous". It was old right about the time of the last "M*A*S*H" episode.


Oh, and... "All your Cantonese bases are belong to us."

#12 - Posted by: khart208 on October 27, 2007 08:40 PM

Hillary is just peeved because God saw how Chuck Schumer stepped aside for her, yet the Supreme Being has not yet recognized that she's more supreme than He, and has not stepped aside in a like manner.

#13 - Posted by: on October 28, 2007 10:45 PM
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