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October 29, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Bonus Fact from Jim: 12 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
John Edwards definitely prefers a mincing gel to loafer lightener. #1 - Posted by: Veeshir on October 29, 2007 03:48 PMAnd during the "mince, prance & a flounce," his hair is caught in slow motion and seen to "swirl, twirl and purl." #2 - Posted by: Elizabeth on October 29, 2007 04:00 PMJohn Edwards does not know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. He always gets emotionally involved and loses count. "One... Two-HOO-OOH-OOH!!!" As a former trial lawyer, John Edwards has been the willing recipient of a record-setting number of gag orders. - He still enjoys them to this day... #4 - Posted by: everydayjoe on October 29, 2007 04:58 PMI was warned that John Edwards has a cardboard tube and a gerbil and he knows how to use them! #5 - Posted by: Evilned on October 29, 2007 05:35 PMknow why John Edwards wears a tie? Keeps the foreskin from sliding back up! #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 29, 2007 05:53 PMKnow what happens when you give Hillary Viagra? She gets taller! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 29, 2007 05:54 PMHillary Clinton, first female prick president..and proud of it!!! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 29, 2007 05:55 PMOh god...I read the joke, and wanted to post how funny it was, and then I read #7... and then #6... and then I wet my pants laughing, and so did my 8-year-old, but he has no idea why... and then I wet my pants laughing again... please stop... #9 - Posted by: Darrell Goodman on October 29, 2007 06:30 PMJohn Edwards doesn't like tootsie pops because, after sucking on them for so long, he expects a cream filling. #10 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on October 29, 2007 08:23 PMPoor John really believes that the Tootsie Pop likes it better when he uses his hands too. #11 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 30, 2007 12:51 AMThings believed to exist, but rarely seen: Post a comment
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