October 29, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
If Hillary Clinton isn't elected president, she will seek revenge by destroying the world... though probably in a less drawn out and painful way than if she ran it.
Ooops. I guess she should'a kept socks then. You can't destroy the world unless you're sitting behind a huge desk stroking a cat while giving that "BWHAA HAAA HAAA" laugh.
Smothered to death by Thunder Thighs - not a good way to go. Maybe that's why Fred has such an awesome gun. He can shoot his way out.
Archeologists are wondering if Hillary had anything to do with the many "great dyings" of the past.
Stumble It!
