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October 29, 2007
Ronin Profiles Open Casting
It's time again to round up everyone who wants to participate in Ronin Profiles but haven't yet. Just comment here, make sure to fill in the e-mail address box (only I get to see that, so don't worry about spam), and you'll be in the running. Sorry if you've commented in these before and haven't got picked yet, but stick to it and you'll have your chance eventually. Thanks to everyone who has participated. 88 Responses To "Ronin Profiles Open Casting"
I don't know why I bother. You never call. You never write. Heck you don't even bother to send a lousy e-mail. #2 - Posted by: Lily on October 29, 2007 06:30 PMWell, I know you won't pick me, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. #3 - Posted by: joby10095 on October 29, 2007 06:45 PMhere #4 - Posted by: luminos on October 29, 2007 06:53 PMI shall putteth my nameth in the hat-eth! I am from the land of Fred, if that helps... #5 - Posted by: Whitehorse on October 29, 2007 06:57 PMOoh, exposure! What the hell. I'm not a frequent poster but I read this place every day. #7 - Posted by: Fuloydo on October 29, 2007 07:07 PMOoh, pick me! I just won't feel justified in calling myself Ronin until I get my own Ronin Profile. #8 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on October 29, 2007 07:16 PMI'm entering. Not that it's going to do anything... *sighs*
Memememememememememememememememe! ...Um, please? :) #11 - Posted by: ZK on October 29, 2007 07:47 PMI have commented once before, but I do visit often. I am a US Marine, business owner, employer, and destroyer of the environment (see my company website). Oh, and I have a mighty right fist for fixing hippies and enviro-freaks who call me names. I think I'm barely worthy of being called Ronin. #12 - Posted by: Mr_Barefoot on October 29, 2007 07:51 PMComment here. Either me or Jimmy. #13 - Posted by: CO of Fort Housewife on October 29, 2007 07:52 PMEntering #14 - Posted by: Pantera on October 29, 2007 08:23 PMOkay, I'll bite. :) I've only commented a couple times (I started as "sunbeam", but changed recently to "deltasierra", which I use more often), but I read this every day, and have recruited a few followers over time. Ronin profiles are fun! :) #15 - Posted by: deltasierra on October 29, 2007 08:23 PMI'd like to be picked... I'd also like to win the Mega Millions tonight. (Note to self: send hubby to go buy ticket) #16 - Posted by: Anna V. on October 29, 2007 08:32 PMI'd like to be in please pick me #18 - Posted by: ceann rua on October 29, 2007 08:58 PMLead Assasin for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy since '67 #19 - Posted by: hippyhater on October 29, 2007 09:03 PMgreat blog, havin' fun. #21 - Posted by: MSG_Grumpy on October 29, 2007 09:17 PMI am Ronin and am delighted to share my lack of wisdom with the masses. #22 - Posted by: jihadonlibs on October 29, 2007 09:37 PMIn #23 - Posted by: DixieKraut on October 29, 2007 09:41 PMI dont follow directions well #24 - Posted by: DixieKraut on October 29, 2007 09:44 PMYes I used to post more and haven't lately, but you read one of my letters on the podcast, and I suggested a song for Sarah to write and record that would have made her famous, so girrammit! I's due! :) #25 - Posted by: Kent on October 29, 2007 09:45 PMYou should pick me 'cause you actually responded to one of my comments with 'LOL'. #27 - Posted by: JackC on October 29, 2007 10:34 PMYou're not worth of my profile. #28 - Posted by: Capt Nemo on October 29, 2007 10:41 PMI'm throwing my hat in the ring, hope you will consider my humble blog from the deep south. #29 - Posted by: Rex on October 29, 2007 10:50 PMArighty, sign me up! #30 - Posted by: Emily on October 30, 2007 12:00 AMI guess you may need my e-mail then, lol. Fixed that. the gmail one is correct.. #31 - Posted by: Emily on October 30, 2007 12:02 AMnassar lied--people died #33 - Posted by: ed on October 30, 2007 12:17 AMCount me in. #34 - Posted by: Rick on October 30, 2007 12:23 AMStill here and moderately coherent. #35 - Posted by: ccso8462 on October 30, 2007 12:27 AMOK, I'm in. I don't comment often, but I almost comment. Often. #36 - Posted by: Todd on October 30, 2007 12:58 AMoh, fine. #37 - Posted by: tommy on October 30, 2007 01:08 AMWhat the heck. Not like I comment much but hey, why not. #38 - Posted by: Justin on October 30, 2007 01:56 AMWhy not? Let's see if I can amaze and astound the ronin! #39 - Posted by: Friendofbob on October 30, 2007 02:06 AMWell, once again I don't see this until the end of the day (work is retarded and blocks IMAO) but I would love to have my own Ronin profile so, pick me! #40 - Posted by: Asmodean Kane on October 30, 2007 02:48 AMThe hypno-toad commands you to pick me. All glory to the hypno-toad. #41 - Posted by: Hollis the Utile on October 30, 2007 02:56 AM...will wear a Ronin tag for food... #42 - Posted by: One_MOA on October 30, 2007 07:20 AM{hand raised politely while waiting to be recognized} #43 - Posted by: TheHat on October 30, 2007 07:56 AM"We must destroy the moon in order to save it." #44 - Posted by: the brain on October 30, 2007 08:03 AMOkay, lets try this dance again. I'm in. #45 - Posted by: Vanguard1219 on October 30, 2007 08:17 AMOkay, I'll play your little game. #46 - Posted by: Chuck on October 30, 2007 08:33 AMOooh, Oooh pick me Mr Kotter! #47 - Posted by: Olepharte on October 30, 2007 08:44 AMI'm in! #48 - Posted by: jedijson on October 30, 2007 08:55 AMPunching hippies is not my hobby. It's my job. #49 - Posted by: Alamo on October 30, 2007 09:01 AMDon't pick me, I'm boring. #50 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster What Posts At Midnight on October 30, 2007 09:10 AMI slay hippies, please pick me #51 - Posted by: Slayerofhippies1980 on October 30, 2007 09:13 AMCount me in. My Ronin name would have to be TheYeti. It's what I was using when I first started reading your blog - way back in 2003 in the puppy blending days. Whenever I type your blog title into the browser, I giggle. The red colors? The over the top violence? It's so clear. I forget who outed you - it was a while ago, but IMAO originally started out as I, Mao. It still makes me laugh, eh comrade? #52 - Posted by: Jim Durbin on October 30, 2007 09:14 AM Ready, willing and able. Awaiting further instructions. #53 - Posted by: Texaspartan on October 30, 2007 09:27 AMi almost never comment but read daily so i guess ill post in here #54 - Posted by: The Lone Conservative Goth on October 30, 2007 09:41 AMOk,for the third time I'm in.Admit it you hate me !!!!!! #55 - Posted by: kingaljr on October 30, 2007 09:59 AMOOOO Pick Me! #56 - Posted by: Canerican on October 30, 2007 10:02 AMWell, you won't pick me, but since this site is the reason I fell in love with my fiance, I gotta at least try to get a profile... #57 - Posted by: Nadine on October 30, 2007 10:07 AMIf you pick me I'll drive to D.C. and kick Ron Paul's ass! #58 - Posted by: Clay S. on October 30, 2007 10:08 AMI'm game. In fact, I'm down right gamey. #59 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on October 30, 2007 10:32 AM
This is a comment. #61 - Posted by: Adam on October 30, 2007 10:34 AMI can't believe this blog has 62 readers... #62 - Posted by: HKpistole on October 30, 2007 10:52 AMI see I'm too late to be placed next to the Lovely SarahK, or even the Roe V. Wade model, but I'll throw my hat into the ring as well. #63 - Posted by: Al Dente on October 30, 2007 11:00 AMI don;t comment a whole lot, but I do read everyday #64 - Posted by: seaniep on October 30, 2007 11:35 AMOk - I know I'm just asking for the big Hurt but I'll try once more. I don't know if I can take the rejection another time. #66 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on October 30, 2007 11:55 AMyou're just jealous because the voices talk to me Uh, OK, I'm in #68 - Posted by: No One of Consequence on October 30, 2007 12:30 PMOK - I'd like to give it a shot; especially if you have a Ronin's Padawan section. I've read much more often than commented, but you ARE in my sidebar. Since I live in the target-rich environment of New Jersey, ask whom I should smite and they shall be smoten. #69 - Posted by: nightfly on October 30, 2007 01:10 PMI still want to play. How come this is the only thread I read that has 70 people posting? If you don't ever post, no one cares about you cause we don't know you~~ And Frank needs all the moral support he can get what with Harvey and Monkey making all the funny posts =P. #70 - Posted by: Ringmaster on October 30, 2007 01:45 PMIt would be monumental if you picked me! #71 - Posted by: Hurricane Katrina on October 30, 2007 01:46 PMI'll tell Fred if you don't pick me. =) #72 - Posted by: unclefrome on October 30, 2007 03:04 PMsure, i'm in. #73 - Posted by: LIfenliberty on October 30, 2007 03:12 PMI've been on the list since it started, but one more mention couldn't hurt. I'm in. #74 - Posted by: Abigail on October 30, 2007 03:37 PMsee... i've been just waiting for you to ask... cause i know you wanna know... #75 - Posted by: shane on October 30, 2007 05:15 PMOK, there is now a possibility I will be picked before I die (I am after all about half a century old) or in the worse case scenario, before the US becomes COMPLETELY overun by bleeding heart, queer loving, christian hating, anti-US, hippie socialist morons, who have less brain function than the brown, stinky stuff that comes out of the back end of my dog. Then I can let the world know what a tolerant person I am! #76 - Posted by: Theboomanchu on October 30, 2007 05:16 PMLast time I posted #86, this time - #78. There's progress! I came to this country from the other side of the Earth, so I am used to standing in lines! #77 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on October 30, 2007 08:00 PMYou've got 78 readers? Er, 79? #78 - Posted by: ss396 on October 30, 2007 09:51 PMWell, twice now. But "what the hey?" Been here since 2003 and have every podcast on cd's. Quote FrankJ..." And now you're just a little smarter". "Ahywho", keep up the good work and God Bless you and yours. Oh. and tell your brother, Lt. Foo, the same. I pray for him. I'm still in whenever you can get around to it after finishing your monkey hunting. And hippy punching. And making fun of Nancy Boy, and poking Dr. Poofy Hair in the eye. And feeding Chomps. And buying shiny things for T-shirt chicks. And buying ammo for all your guns. I think I can understand why you haven't gotten around to me yet, you're a busy guy! #81 - Posted by: kalthalior on October 31, 2007 12:27 AMwill I get to meet john edwards or aquaman? #82 - Posted by: on October 31, 2007 06:53 AMOh, no. That's all right. I'm fine. Don't worry about me. #83 - Posted by: The Tick on October 31, 2007 02:16 PMAS IT HAPPENS, TODAY I JUST RECEIVED MY SHIPMENT OF 250 gr BULLETS FOR MY WEATHERBY .340 MAGNUM. WHAT TIMING, EH? YOU MUST PICK ME! #84 - Posted by: fishlaw on October 31, 2007 02:23 PMOpen Casting is different from a call back ... right ? #85 - Posted by: Jon B on October 31, 2007 04:04 PMOK, I'll todd my hat in the ring again. Sheesh, I was good enough for IMSO and the Kos thing, but not good enough for this? #86 - Posted by: beez on November 1, 2007 09:29 AMAvid reader but have never commented. I like Buck the Marine except I think he is a little girl compared to the US Army infantrymen I commanded in OIF III (or OIF 05-07, depending on who is writing the orders). #88 - Posted by: assassin6 on November 1, 2007 11:56 PMPost a comment
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