October 30, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Global warming is afraid of increasing Fred Thompson.
Fred Thompson's solution to end global warming is to hit Al Gore in the head with an ice brick. 'Nuff said.
I think #1 ment to say "ice block", somewhere in the 1ton range.
I think the action refered to by #1 and #2, hitting Al Gore in the head with a block of ice, is now commonly referred to as an "idiot offset", and renders the block thrower "Al Gore neutral".
...since the hyperactive flapping of moonbat wings when he wins will act as a giant fan, cooling the planet.
Fight global warmening - elect Fred Thompson!
Can you picture a fight between Fred Thompson and Al Gore? Al would regard it as a bit more than inconvenient. When it was over, the planet would have cooled.
Actually, climate change is inevitable. Except around Fred Thompson, when the climate stands very, very still.
I'm pretty sure it's against the laws of physics to increase Fred Thompson - the universe can only contain so much awesomeness, after all.
Stumble It!
