Satan and his evil minions are so jealous of how frightening Hillary looks. And, as Satan always says, "She makes it look so easy."

All the polls show that Hillary has a lot of negatives, not the least of which is her 24/7/365 Halloween face with matching personality.

I like the way Hillary looks. She makes me seem hot in comparison.

There was a disturbing incident on the first Halloween the Clintons spent in the Governors Mansion in Arkansas. A staffer spotted Hillary leading a group of costumed youngsters to the basement and assumed she was hosting a celebration of some kind and so he followed along at a discrete distance.
At the bottom of the stairs, he was horrified to see Hillary forcing the children into a darkened storage room where there were already dozens of terrified and bawling trick-or-treaters.
"Uhm, Ms. Governor (she insisted on being addressed as Ms. Governor)what are you doing?
"I found these little hick-spawn and I'm keeping them you Jew Bastard!"
In the ensuing damage-control scramble, Bill was found tea-bagging a pair of high-school girls dressed as Krispy Kreme employees but it turned out to have nothing to do with Halloween.
An emergency committee determined that the best way to observe Halloween in future years would be to distribute treats and campaign literature at the security gate and to make sure the Clintons were booked for out of state speaking engagements for the last week in October.

Freddy Krueger Thompson vs. Hillary - the horror movie to be released in 2008. Spoiler: she dies.

In our haunted mansion, we've been using Hillary's laugh to scare the pants off of our customers. Unfortunately, the health department shut us down for killing too many customers.

Halloween is Samhain or celtic new year. so with that in mind, I lift a glass of milk (I can't drink) and wish all at Imao:

Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit! (in Irish)
A prosperous New Year!

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship but never in want.
May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch on your door, and happiness be guided to your home.
blessed be, G-d Bless