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October 31, 2007
Dennis Kucinich Announces His Vice President
Jumping ahead of the crowd, Dennis Kucinich today announced his Vice President. Said Dennis, "I'm not like the other candidates. I have an insight and awareness given to me from years of hard work, education, and alien visitation." He was met with applause when he introduced his VP, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. Many in the crowd were pleasantly surprised. Said one reporter for the New York Times, "Many of us were supportive of the idea of an alien for Vice President. I guess most of us thought that the alien chosen would be illegal. But this is good too." Kucinich's announcement has been well received. He's gone up in the polls from 1% to 1.00009%. "I think this is a wiinning combination. When I talked to E.T. he told me that if we hit the campaign trail, that he would be there to pick up all the pieces.
9 Responses To "Dennis Kucinich Announces His Vice President"
Who authorized that photo of me on the Right? Wing Duck? #1 - Posted by: I'll Be Right There on October 31, 2007 02:50 PM
RWD - that little light spot on the end of his finger is friggin' hilarious! It sorta looks like an alien booger. #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 31, 2007 03:33 PMWell, that explains Kucinich's speed dial numbers: 1. E.T. I assume he only calls #5 if the others get too rowdy. #4 - Posted by: TGWShark on October 31, 2007 03:42 PMthe RWDuck does it again! never one to cry "fowl" without reason, he also will never duck his responsibility to deliver the funny. #5 - Posted by: aA on October 31, 2007 04:08 PMTim Russert did the Kucinich Presidential Campaign a great favor in associating Dennis Kucinich with Outer Space. What he proved in asking Dennis whether or not he had seen UFO's, was calculated and with the specific intent of eliciting the reaction the right wing of the party wants – LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SERIOUS ISSUES!!! Let's not be adults and discuss uncomfortable subjects that effect the whole nation. Dennis Kucinich certainly does not mind explaining the event and confirming that he saw what others claim to have seen: UFOs! Given that astronauts and military pilots have seen the same, what is the big deal except an attempt to discredit a serious presidential campaign! But, even if that's not Mr. Russert's intent -- to be objectively fair, Russert could and should have given equal time to Ms.Clinton about her conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt, who's been dead for several decades now! The UFO question was intended for the American people to believe that Dennis Kucinich's views are from outer space. They are!!! They are in a stratosphere that no one wants to touch! They are the 800 pound gorilla sitting on the podium, begging to be questioned: IMPEACHMENT! By not taking the discussion further, the right wing of the party is given carte blanche to not do what the American people would expect them to do: to open up the investigations to discover how the current President and Vice President have lied and continue to lie and why thousands have died. Perhaps they don't like to discuss it because it echoes of the impeachment proceedings undertaken by the Republicans to censure Bill Clinton, the leading candidate's husband. We've witnessed that she is unafraid of the issue and can tackle anything dished to her, so the protectionism, if that's what it is, is unwarranted, sexist, and condescending. The creators of "Wacked Out Sports" have recently created a new program called "Wacked Out Politics." #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 31, 2007 07:28 PMI'm going to say something that sounds completely crazy. But, I actually respect DK. No, I'm not Nukkin Futs. DK actually believes what he says. Which is where he differs from Hitlery and her Flying Monkey friends. They have no belief system at all. #8 - Posted by: hippyhater on October 31, 2007 09:39 PMMSM and the NeoCons not to mention corporate puppets are now scarred to death of Kucinich. Scumbags like Russert and Miller are resorting to childish attacks and dragging bottom in hopes of misleading the dumb and dumber of this nation. It is so obvious what is happening. This is very positive for Kucinich. "You can fool some of the people some of the time, etc........." #9 - Posted by: Bill on November 1, 2007 12:52 PMPost a comment
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