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November 01, 2007
Impeach pResident Hitlery Klinton (if she's elected president)!
Wasn't impeaching Bill Clinton fun? We didn't even have blogs to help mobilize people back then, but we impeached him just the same and it was nothing if not hilarious. Throughout the Bush Administration, we've seen the left-wing nuts impotently try and get an impeachment movement going for Bush and Cheney, but why should they have all the fun? It's time for conservatives to get behind a movement for impeachment and show those losers how it's done. IMAO calls for the impeachment of President Hillary Clinton! (if she's elected; we don't care if she's Senator for New York) Let it be written that IMAO was the first to call for the impeachment of President Hillary. You may think it's a bit premature to call for her impeachment before it's even guaranteed she will be president and before any we know of any specific high crime or misdemeanor to impeach her for, but with the race for the presidency starting a year earlier, so I think it's only prudent to get the impeachment bandwagon started as soon as possible. Plus, we know that she's going to do something impeachment worthy, so we might as well start collecting evidence now. Right now, we already have allegations about her with illegal contributions from the Chinese. That's too complicated for the average American to get outraged by (I don't even understand it all), but it's the sort of background details you can start an impeachment movement with until we find something more solid to get her on. She's also concealing records in the National Archives and had her crony Sandy Burglar try and steal classified documents in his pants, so there's more suspicion to show she's impeachment worthy. Once we add the election day shenanigans to all that (I'm guessing it will be illegal aliens with driver licenses voting), we should have a pretty good case for impeachment even before she's inaugurated. What we need is a slogan and maybe a graphic for blogs to display who support the impeachment of President Hillary Clinton. The moonbats had "Bush lied! People died!" and I'm thinking something along the lines of "She's a bitch! Throw her out!" but catchier. As for the graphic, we could just go simple and have "IMPEACH HILLARY" or we could do a countdown clock until we're rid of Hillary which would countdown the time until she's inaugurated (when we start impeaching her; I don't think any official impeachment hearings should be held until she's actually president). So try to come up with slogans and other ideas in the comments. We'll see if we can get other blogs behind it and get some Republican Congressmen on record for supporting impeachment when Hillary inevitably commits a high crime or misdemeanor. Let's not take the possible Presidency of Hillary Clinton lying down! This is going to be fun! Man, I missed impeaching a Clinton. 42 Responses To "Impeach pResident Hitlery Klinton (if she's elected president)!"
Frank this is lame [Just for that, you don't get to participate in our impeachment. While the impeachment hearings are going on, you're going to have to sit outside looking all sad. -Ed.] #1 - Posted by: on November 1, 2007 12:17 PMI'm not even sure how they figure she's eligible. She's already been president for two terms. #2 - Posted by: Michael Z. Williamson on November 1, 2007 01:02 PM"Ditch the Bitch" I doubt it would work though, she'd just buy off congress with a lifetime supply of moo shu pork. I'm with Mark Z, she could only serve two years... #3 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on November 1, 2007 01:13 PMHow about: "She's a crook. Throw the book." The good thing about that slogan is she can't repeat Nixon's line of "I am not a crook." #4 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on November 1, 2007 01:15 PMWhile reading this, I was thinking about getting Attacked by Conservatives tonight... and the thought occured to me. "Impeaching a Clinton" sounds like another phrase that IMAO should consider re-defining... Anyone else with me? #5 - Posted by: BigJohn on November 1, 2007 01:15 PMOr maybe that should be RULE two years... I seriously doubt she'd be willing to consider herself a servant. #6 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on November 1, 2007 01:15 PMBetter yet, how about we all pretend that we're Democrats for a while and claim "Hillary's Unelectable!" Convince our rank and file Democrats at IMAO that she can't win. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 1, 2007 01:50 PMI wouldn't be surprised if she is getting some kind of kick back from Pfizer. That cleavage shot killed erections in a 100 mile radius. Viagra flew off the shelves shortly after that. The best impeachment slogan has to be "Hillary: She's just not the right man for the job". I say, Impeach the Weblog Awards. Now I have to figure out if that's parody or satire. Oh, and "If the pander is slick, you must convict" #9 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 1, 2007 02:24 PMImpeach Clinton! Nobody can impeach just one! (Does anyone else even remember this Lays potato chip ad campaign?) #10 - Posted by: K T Cat on November 1, 2007 03:06 PMFrank J, you are an Eevil Genius..........but I am eeeeviller. I figured out how to back date a Post to yesterday. Hee, hee. I am Lamer than you. #11 - Posted by: howlsatmoon on November 1, 2007 03:19 PMI think Vincent Foster should count for something. #12 - Posted by: bgrx on November 1, 2007 03:52 PM"Impeach Hillery now - before she can pardon herself!" #13 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2007 04:25 PM"Impeach Hillary - Before the Dike of Socialism Bursts!" #14 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2007 04:28 PMHow about if we read the Constitution with the same accuracy and devotion to its actual meaning as the Dems: Constitution of the United States, Article II, Section 1, Clause 5: No Person except a ... Citizen of the United States at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President.... She wasn't a citizen in 1789! She would be an unconstitutional occupant of the White House! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! And since it would be unconstitutional, we might even be able to get the Paul-bots to send spam for us! #15 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2007 04:33 PMImpeach Hillary now! Once the government has perfected cloning, it won't be possible to impeach them all! #16 - Posted by: K T Cat on November 1, 2007 05:03 PM? #17 - Posted by: on November 1, 2007 05:05 PMHere's a cool slogan: "I Can't Stand When Women Have Power!" Or how about just "I am not a man, but a small baby, who cries and cries and then pisses his diaper" That's it!! #18 - Posted by: on November 1, 2007 05:10 PMHA! That's perfect. Waaaaa! Waaaaa! I'm Frank... change my diaper! I'm pretty sure "Frank" is a woman. Check out the way he/she writes... she doesn't want to be harassed by all the creepy guys on the web, so she takes a fake name. Its pretty common, actually. But why does this woman hate Hllary so much? She afraid of 8 years of peace like with Bill? [I am a woman, and I'm afraid that once Hillary has the pardon power, Bill Clinton will rape me. -Ed.] #20 - Posted by: on November 1, 2007 05:14 PMHillary, if you're going to post here, you could at least have the balls (and we know you have at least two sets - yours and Bill's) the sign your name! #21 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2007 05:21 PM"Impeach Hitlery: Vince Foster Just Thought About Voting Republican - Think What She'll Do To YOU!" #22 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2007 05:29 PMI think that you have to ask yourself, "If someone doesn't understand how to fill out the name box on the comments section, can anything they have to say be usefull"? #23 - Posted by: Fast Eddie on November 1, 2007 05:32 PMWait, if Frankj is a woman, then is Sarahk a lesbian? Anyways, I'm jumping on this impeachment bandwagon. #24 - Posted by: luminos on November 1, 2007 05:48 PM"Wait, if Frankj is a woman, then is Sarahk a lesbian?" Thats Hawt. #25 - Posted by: AR on November 1, 2007 06:16 PMI know lesbians (I'm married to one), and FrankJ is no lesbian. #26 - Posted by: Elizabeth Edwards on November 1, 2007 06:35 PMHaw, haw, haw, you are so dumb. We have a living Constitution now; it means anything you want it to mean. You don't have to wait to impeach Hillary. In fact you can post date it if you want and impeach her before she was born. I do like the Hitlery, though. #27 - Posted by: klrtz1 on November 1, 2007 08:31 PMWait. No, that would be impeaching a fetus. That's just wrong. That would be a partial birth impeachment. So at least one of the slogans would have to be "Impeach Hitlery now more than ever, but not before she was born." #28 - Posted by: klrtz1 on November 1, 2007 08:40 PMHey, is it true that Hillary's was a breach birth? That would explain her gargantuan butt. And it would make her unimbreachable. (Sorry, I was got attacked by conservatives.) #29 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 1, 2007 09:02 PMBreech vs. breach. Both bad. #30 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 1, 2007 09:03 PMSHE HAS GOUT! "Impeach Hillary - Before the Dike of Socialism Bursts!" I thought RosieO was the dike of socialism? My vote is never to let HRT near the WH in the first place, but beyond that, for #3's "Ditch the Bitch": simple, one syllable, and fits nicely on a tee shirt or protest chant. #32 - Posted by: Polly Esther on November 1, 2007 09:45 PMHurry! Impeach Clinton! There's no time to explain, just call for a vote! For the love of all that's holy, call for a vote! The fate of all space and time depends upon it! #33 - Posted by: K T Cat on November 1, 2007 10:47 PMwhat is hillary? The Rodham is scary-powerful. She recently took on 6 man-cohorts with a single cackle. The most frightening future that 9 out of 10 male interns agree on is a 3 hour weekly hoovering on Hillary's manhood. #35 - Posted by: erg on November 1, 2007 11:07 PMPeace under Bill? I was sent to fight a war under Bill. I guess we understand the liberal definition of "peace." It means "Any war we like," as opposed to any other war. Right? #36 - Posted by: Michael Z. Williamson on November 2, 2007 12:05 AMOh, wait. I just tried logic on a liberal coward (sorry for the redundancy) afraid to post their name. My mistake. Pay no attention to Bosnia, Kosovo, Iraq, Haiti, Bosnia, Somalia and Bosnia. Those weren't wars. #37 - Posted by: Michael Z. Williamson on November 2, 2007 12:06 AMOf course those weren't wars. They were for THE CHILDREN! #38 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 2, 2007 12:22 AMHILLARY CLINTON - NOT MY GORGON! #39 - Posted by: bunkerboy on November 2, 2007 09:51 AMANOTHER CLINTON? THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE OLD STAINS OUT! IMPEACHMENT NOW! #40 - Posted by: bunkerboy on November 2, 2007 09:59 AMHelp Impeach Hillary: It'll take a Villiage. (with pitchforks and torches) #41 - Posted by: hwy93 on November 2, 2007 11:34 AMI went to "Clinton's Chicken and Waffle House," and all I got was this T-shirt. #42 - Posted by: everydayjoe on November 2, 2007 05:27 PMPost a comment
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