November 01, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Hillary Clinton's favorite type of evil is chunky style.
She also likes a good ole southern deep fried Spotted Owl.
Well, there are certainly enough nuts on the left to brew up that concoction
Hillary's last chef gave her smooth fetus-butter instead of chunky on her fetus-butter and infant-eye-jelly sandwich (with bread made from the ground bones of nuns), and she kept him alive for months before allowing him the sweet release of death.
That's why she likes chunky children for her lumpy love butter.
Too bad you can't get chunky evil without nuts.
Chunky or chinky? I'm sure the Chinese have her recipe.