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November 02, 2007
A Constitutional Question About Impeaching Clintons
Posted by Frank J. at 10:29 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

I'm still excited about getting impeachment started for Hillary. Here's some slogans readers have come up with for the movement:

"Impeach Clinton! Nobody can impeach just one!"

"She has gout! Throw her out!"

"I Can't Stand When Women Have Power!"

Please try and come up with more in the comments.

I've been thinking though. Let's say Hillary is elected President and then we impeach her for her evilness and the Senate throws her out of office ("Get out of here, you crazy broad!"). What's if we're bored soon after and want to impeach a Clinton again? Is there anything in the Constitution preventing us from reelecting Hillary so we can impeach her once again? I checked the Constitution (it's only like two pages) and I don't see anything keeping a president who was thrown out of office from being reelected (interestingly, though, the Constitution does have a clause saying "Don't elect Ron Paul! He's a kook!"). The other questions would be if we throw Hillary out of office soon after electing her, does that count as a term? I.e., can we keep electing her over and over and impeaching her each time so long as she doesn't serve two full terms? It would be like Lucy with the football ("Come on Hillary. This time we won't impeach you. We promise... Ha! Impeached!").

These are significant Constitutional questions. We should get to the bottom of them.

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“Impeach”
to remove somebody such as a president or a judge from public office because of having committed serious crimes and misdemeanors or because of other gross misconduct

“gross”
disgusting or highly unpleasant – vulgar or coarse – growing thickly or densely

“misconduct”
incompetent or dishonest management of something, especially on behalf of others

The People Rest Their Case…

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2007 11:07 AM

We need Hillary to get the Nod from the democrats. She is the worst that the democrats have, and if she wins, which I doubt she will, but if she does then we get the house and senate back in 2010 and the Presidency in 2012.

Hillary is much more contemptible than Bill.

#2 - Posted by: Johnnyb on November 2, 2007 11:17 AM

There's a 'Clinton' amendment in the Constitution, amendment 11b, written in 1802 in case then-New York-senator DeWitt Clinton (hey!) ever sought the presidency. Under this clause, anyone who is, or has at one time been, named Clinton can be bounced from the preesidency because somebody in the Senate wakes up in a bad mood.

Proceed.

#3 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on November 2, 2007 11:17 AM

#3: "preesidency" = "presidency"

Preview is your friend....

#4 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on November 2, 2007 11:19 AM

Impeach Chelsea!

I am the first to call that one, aren't I?

#5 - Posted by: Brian J. on November 2, 2007 11:25 AM

Yeah, we have to elect Hillary, so that we can impeach her, so we can elect Chelsea in about 15 years, and impeach her too. We wouldn't want her to feel left out or anything, it could damage her self esteem.

#6 - Posted by: joby10095 on November 2, 2007 11:33 AM

Poor Chelsea. Not a pretty girl. Apparently she got mainly all of Hillary's genes and almost none of Vince Foster's.

#7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 2, 2007 11:43 AM

"Impeach Hillary - BEFORE She Can Steal the Furniture"

#8 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 2, 2007 11:50 AM

Clinton impeachment...a family tradition.

Hillary Clinton impeachment...whatever you can do, I can do better.

Clinton impeachment...now more than ever.


#9 - Posted by: Humble Servant on November 2, 2007 12:36 PM

"Pillory Hillary!"

Simple, yet complex........

Somebody already suggested it, huh?
Wollf

#10 - Posted by: howlsatmoon on November 2, 2007 12:50 PM

"No more lies from thunder thighs"

#11 - Posted by: fishlaw on November 2, 2007 01:23 PM

Why are you asking us about the Constitution? Everybody knows that only the Paul-bots are definitive authorities on the Constitution. I suggest you ask this question on one of the fake Fred, Rudy, Mitt, etc. supporter web sites that the Ron Paul zombies have set up.

Just remember not to give them your e-mail address....

#12 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 2, 2007 02:30 PM

Just don't impeach the guy host on What Not To Wear. I like him.

#13 - Posted by: Polly Esther on November 2, 2007 02:37 PM

Hillary Clinton: Stop Preaching. Start Impeaching!

#14 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on November 2, 2007 04:07 PM

Since the candidates have seen fit to hit the campaign trail two years before election day, I think starting an impeachment campaign at this late date is decidedly timely. In fact, it would work out very well since Congress would already be in town for inauguration day, so they could meet the following morning to hand down the articles of impeachment!

Good thinking!

#15 - Posted by: Gomez Addams on November 2, 2007 04:27 PM

Good point, Gomez.
Think of it as preemptive impeachment.

#16 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on November 2, 2007 06:20 PM

Hillary...can't stand another speech...you have to impeech!

#17 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2007 09:00 PM

Hillary...4 years of this leech...we must impeach!

#18 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2007 09:01 PM

Hillary...picture her in a bikini on the beach...now vote to impeach...

#19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2007 09:02 PM

Hillary...either 4 years of endless screech or it's time to impeach!

#20 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2007 09:03 PM

UJCarter......Didja really HAVE to give us that visual?

Bikini? Beach? Those Thighs? Aaaiiiieeeee!!!

Where's the Roe v Wade model, Quick!! I need to rinse my eyes.

You Navy guys are eeevil.
Aaagh, it still stings.
Wollf leaves building

#21 - Posted by: howlsatmoon on November 3, 2007 12:33 AM
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