November 03, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Hillary Clinton's main reason for seeking the presidency is she's decided her house could use more furniture.
She could also use a few new rugs...to munch! HI-OH!!!
Luckily the Clintons have a lifetime supply of spare "W" keys for all of their computers.
How fortunate, don't you think?
Her furniture will consist mostly of thrones of skulls made from her mysteriously deceased political opponents.
Everything to be painted and dyed black, of course.
It's her signature color.
Everything to be painted and dyed black, of course.
It's her signature color.