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November 05, 2007
Ron Paul Rumor of the Day
Posted by Frank J. at 03:43 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Ron Paul supporters are often mistaken for conservatives since they sometimes kill them and wear their skin.

24 Responses To "Ron Paul Rumor of the Day"

I thought they climbed up the a-hole like that freaky legless midget on the X-files. See, you learn something new every day. Thanks Frank J.

Have an Evil day

#1 - Posted by: on November 5, 2007 03:53 PM

Um... excuse me. But isn't Ron Paul that old and extremely thin comedian (seen on Laugh In?) that usually ran as an independent. I thought he had died. However, it's good to know that he finally has followers/supporters. It seems that he never got any votes back when he did stand up. Maybe they weren't taking him seriously back then.

#2 - Posted by: on November 5, 2007 04:11 PM

Um... excuse me. But isn't Ron Paul that old and extremely thin comedian (seen on Laugh In?) that usually ran as an independent. I thought he had died. However, it's good to know that he finally has followers/supporters. It seems that he never got any votes back when he did stand up. Maybe they weren't taking him seriously back then.

#3 - Posted by: on November 5, 2007 04:11 PM

pRon is not the new Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson was the old and busted pRon!

#4 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 5, 2007 04:58 PM

Sorry, Ron Paul is actually a not so thin (only looks thin on TV) that has won his senate seat running as a Republican, and only ran independent for the presidential race. Most Republicans (and Democrats for that matter) are too stupid to ever consider voting for someone who isnt officially in their party, hence Ron runs as a Republican in this election. Not to mention he has raised 2.5 Million today as of this post...

#5 - Posted by: Brad Green on November 5, 2007 05:18 PM

Ron Paul might as well be Pat Paulsen. And you're right, he is just fat enough in his 70's to be the Thanksgiving turkey on America's dinner table.

#6 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 5, 2007 05:38 PM

Wait, um, are you saying PaulBots kill conservatives or conservatives kill PaulBots... I know I kill PaulBots, I killed many today, since its the 5th of November and what-not... but I don't wear their skin, and really I'm not much of a conservative... so what exactly were you trying to say?

#7 - Posted by: AR on November 5, 2007 05:43 PM

Sorry, Ron Paul is actually a not so thin (only looks thin on TV) that has won his senate seat running as a Republican, and only ran independent for the presidential race. Most Republicans (and Democrats for that matter) are too stupid to ever consider voting for someone who isnt officially in their party, hence Ron runs as a Republican in this election. Not to mention he has raised 2.5 Million today as of this post...

Paul's a representative. He's not a Senator.

Yeah, I know, I'm nitpicking, but if you're supporting the guy, you really ought to know that fact.

It's nice that you think the Dems and Reps are too stupid to be worthy of your candidate and all, but when you're finished riding around on your high horse, do you guys plan on doing something besides berating people for not supporting your guy or do you just enjoy the view from up there?

#8 - Posted by: WAL on November 5, 2007 07:42 PM

It's nice that you think the Dems and Reps are too stupid to be worthy of your candidate and all, but when you're finished riding around on your high horse, do you guys plan on doing something besides berating people for not supporting your guy or do you just enjoy the view from up there?
I am not referring necessarily to the readership of this website, but to the numberless masses of americans who couldnt tell their right foot from their left if their favorite news agency didnt constantly remind them of the difference.

There is a reason Paul supporters are so enthusiastic, and its because they believe he is the only candidate that could really make a difference in this country. Furthermore, Giuliani is going to lose if he goes against Hillary, so if anyone out there actually cares about the Republican party and its values, then you ought to be supporting a candidate like Ron Paul. Huckabee isnt so bad, but he isnt so good either...(though CN likes him)

#9 - Posted by: on November 5, 2007 08:04 PM

It's nice that you think the Dems and Reps are too stupid to be worthy of your candidate and all, but when you're finished riding around on your high horse, do you guys plan on doing something besides berating people for not supporting your guy or do you just enjoy the view from up there?

I am not referring necessarily to the readership of this website, but to the numberless masses of americans who couldnt tell their right foot from their left if their favorite news agency didnt constantly remind them of the difference.

There is a reason Paul supporters are so enthusiastic, and its because they believe he is the only candidate that could really make a difference in this country. Furthermore, Giuliani is going to lose if he goes against Hillary, so if anyone out there actually cares about the Republican party and its values, then you ought to be supporting a candidate like Ron Paul. Huckabee isnt so bad, but he isnt so good either...(though CN likes him)

#10 - Posted by: Brad on November 5, 2007 08:05 PM

Okay, heres the thing, your a troll... if you were a regular reader you wouldn't have said this:

"Furthermore, Giuliani is going to lose if he goes against Hillary"
#10 - Posted by: Brad on November 5, 2007 08:05 PM

In fact, evidently you didn't even bother to look at this site for a second, you just posted your pointless propaganda, seemingly without catches one very obvious fact about this site and its readers. WE ARE FRED THOMPSON WORSHIPERS. Its uhh... very obvious.

#11 - Posted by: AR on November 5, 2007 09:37 PM

(though CN likes him)

question - CN?

[I've noticed that Ronulans tend to like to write in acronyms, blissfully unaware that no one knows what the hell they are talking about. Took me the longest time to figure out what CFR was. As for CN -- no clue. -Ed.]

#12 - Posted by: WAL on November 5, 2007 09:47 PM

(though CN likes him)

question - CN?

[I've noticed that Ronulans tend to like to write in acronyms, blissfully unaware that no one knows what the hell they are talking about. Took me the longest time to figure out what CFR was. As for CN -- no clue. -Ed.]

Maybe we can start a Ron Paul follower mystery thread? Starting with their weird pseudo language? Here's another one: if they are all so convinced that Ron Paul is the only one that could possibly win, why do they feel the need to vote twenty times in internet polls? Are they voting for the voices, too?

#13 - Posted by: Carolynp on November 6, 2007 02:43 AM

CN = Cartoon Network maybe?

Please keep the Ron Paul rumors comin'! Ronulans are the most insipid of people, and I would love the daily opportunity to tear them down.


by the way Brad, 2.5 million? Think that's gonna be enough to buy sneakers, purple blankets and Kool-Aid for all the Ronulans? Don't wanna miss that UFO buddy...

#14 - Posted by: G8r on November 6, 2007 07:09 AM

Cartoon Network approves this message?!?
Is that like Nickelodian selling its brainwashed spongebob worshippers to the highest bidder?

#15 - Posted by: the brain on November 6, 2007 08:40 AM

Yo,Yo,Yo, don't ya'll be dissin on B-rad, he's Malibu's Most Wanted Ronulan.....word!

#16 - Posted by: Clay S. on November 6, 2007 11:40 AM

CN = Chaotic Neutral

Duh.

#17 - Posted by: John Galt on November 6, 2007 12:26 PM

CN = Chaotic Neutral

Duh.

#17 - Posted by: John Galt on November 6, 2007 12:26 PM

ROFL!!!!

#18 - Posted by: Carolynp on November 6, 2007 12:46 PM

CN = Chinese-Narnians

Like African Americans only except with China and Narnia. Duh.

#19 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 6, 2007 12:48 PM

John Galt, Chaotic Neutral as pretty flippin' good.

#20 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 6, 2007 12:50 PM

As of today, the military is giving more to Ron Paul than any other candidate. Chuck Norris aside, Huckabee is too pro-illegal for a true conservative. You may be Fred worshipers, but that is your problem. He's a good actor but lazy leader. Plus he couldn't find anything in the Constitution to impeach Clinton on. Come on IMAO, are you conservatives or mouth pieces for the Republican Party?

#21 - Posted by: allthatsright on November 6, 2007 01:34 PM

See, you say "lazy leader" as though it were a bad thing...

#22 - Posted by: WAL on November 6, 2007 02:13 PM

Chuck Norris aside
Wow, CN is Chuck Norris. I have a feeling a bunch of us are about to get round-house-kicked in the head for not knowing that. At least we didn't get FT wrong.

Come on IMAO, are you conservatives or mouth pieces for the Republican Party?

No.
We're only here for teh funny. Now if you'd asked Are you against the Democrats and all they stand for?, you would be on the right track.
As an IMAO, I would like to give all Ronulans a laurel and hearty handshake and thanks for all the laughs. You surely bring teh funny.
The funniest part? No one here has ever even attempted to hide the fact that we think of Ronulans as dancing monkeys and yet, everytime someone here says, "Dance monkey", they show up with tutus and toe-shoes on.
Now that's funny.

#23 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 6, 2007 02:28 PM

What kind of a ron paul supporter could kill a good old fashioned conservative

#24 - Posted by: on November 6, 2007 09:15 PM
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