November 08, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
If elected president, John Edwards promises to make antiquing an Olympic sport.
Speaking of antiques, is John Edwards really 60 years old?
Besides his hair workup, their must be a serious effort on his face for every appearance.
And change the modern pentathlon to scrapbooking, waxing, color-draping and full-contact shoe-shopping.
Including antiquing, of course.
Yes, I can count. Sorta...
Sorry, Jimmy. Didn't see ur post.
...provided, of course, that those who take part in Olympic Antiquing competition wear the proper protective safety gear...helmet, elbow pads, and knee pads.
I figured him to be more of a bobbing for apples kind of guy.
John Edwards is a lock to win the gold medal in Prancing, sashaying and giggling.
YES!!!
I can finally get my scholarship to college