November 12, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards hates it when women try to cut in while he's dancing with his buddies.
That's nothing compared to that time during a department store 20-percent-off sale when John Edwards stood back to get a good look at a teal pantsuit and some poor woman tried to put it in her cart. He wasn't the same for days, and the woman is still in therapy.
I don't think it bothers him that much. He never leads, anyway, and kind of likes to be passed around.
I always figured he went out with the girls as a no pressure night so they could sip cosmos, dish about Brit and K Feds, then stand in a circle around their purses and dance it all away.
He's your private dancer
A dancer for money
He'll do what you want him to do
He's your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do
- Tina Turner
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