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November 14, 2007
Gay Rights Groups Accuse Hillary of Hate Speech
Posted by Harvey at 01:23 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Waterloo, IOWA (AP) - Reminiscent of scandals over use of the word "niggardly", Hillary Clinton is now coming under fire from gay rights activists across the country for using the word "flag" in a negative context.

"Great... now I gotta apologize to the damn flaggots."

After a recent press conference, several American flags toppled around the presidential candidate [video], causing her to say in exasperation "why don't these flags stay where they belong?" and "would somebody please put these flags back in their place?"

Several homosexual rights groups claim that this is a thinly veiled attack on their lifestyle.

"There was justified outrage in the African-American community over so-called 'unintentional' slurs like 'niggardly' and 'tar baby', said National Gay and Lesbian Task Force director Matt Foreman. "If she thinks she can get away with her not-so-subtle prejudices just by tossing an extra letter into her hate-crime-speak, she's sadly mistaken."

Neil Giuliano, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, agreed. "Nobody uses the f-word in the archaic sense that Hillary claims is what she meant. You would think a sensitive, progressive Democrat like her would use the proper modern term, 'cloth of symbolicalness', like everyone else. Or, at the very least - since these were American cloths of symbolicalness - 'stupid rag on a stick'".

Celebrity spokestruther Rosie O'Donnell was at least somewhat understanding of the former First Lady's faux pas, saying "I think this outburst arose out of frustration over years of, like me, being a closeted thespian."

[IMAO News reporter seaniep contributed to this story]

Rating: 2.6/5 (6 votes cast)

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19 Responses To "Gay Rights Groups Accuse Hillary of Hate Speech"

From that photo, it would appear that she was out all night getting attacked by conservatives.

#1 - Posted by: S. Holmes on November 14, 2007 01:59 PM

Maybe she was out all night with Rosie and her flag friends. At a thespian bar.

#2 - Posted by: ccso8462 on November 14, 2007 02:02 PM

OMG! I was arguing with myself whether this was an actual story or not! I know you like to write faux news, but this sound way to realistic to be fake.

If I didn't see that it was filed under 'Newsish Fakery' I would have had to try to verify it. No kidding. O.O

I guess that means this is a great post. Don't work for the leftist side, or we're all doomed.

#3 - Posted by: ochagirl on November 14, 2007 03:12 PM

Maybe she was out all night with Rosie and her flag friends. At a thespian bar.
#2 - Posted by: ccso8462 on November 14, 2007 02:02 PM

Aaaaargh! The puns! The horrible, horrible puns!

#4 - Posted by: ochagirl on November 14, 2007 03:13 PM

I consider that photo to be hate speech against all heterosexual males.

#5 - Posted by: Steamboat McGoo on November 14, 2007 03:45 PM

Niggardly was actually a word we had to learn in senior english class in high school.

#6 - Posted by: Hawk2007 on November 14, 2007 03:58 PM

It looks like she's on the crapper, taking notes or something, after a long night of trying to stay awake to make sure Bill doesn't sneak out of the house to look for fat chicks.

#7 - Posted by: Clay S. on November 14, 2007 04:34 PM

So why do the anti-war losers not get called to task for asking soldiers to frag their commanding officers?

#8 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 14, 2007 05:15 PM

I told my Black co-worker today that he was "being niggardly with his snack crackers" and he really went through the roof.

#9 - Posted by: Adam H. on November 14, 2007 05:26 PM

Awww.. She's tired. It's 'Ride your Dyke to Work Day' and she decided to take a few extra 'laps'.

#10 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on November 14, 2007 05:37 PM

I read this at work and laughed my ass off! Good one Harvey! I hear that Barney Frank has a few of his friends down for flag day every year...

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 14, 2007 05:50 PM

Adam H.

Cruel, too cruel.

#12 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 14, 2007 06:00 PM

If wooden poles can't remain erect in her presence, my opinion of Bill improved just a little bit.

#13 - Posted by: Dohtimes on November 14, 2007 07:29 PM

Good one, Frank. Franks a lot!

#14 - Posted by: Ol' Sarge on November 14, 2007 10:26 PM

Whoops! Maybe I meant FrankJooo so much!

#15 - Posted by: Ol' Sarge on November 14, 2007 10:28 PM

Heh. Nice shot at oversensitivity.

And for the record: Rosie---EEWWWWW.

#16 - Posted by: PSUdain on November 15, 2007 02:52 AM

All the flag poles polls are against her.

#17 - Posted by: Kathy on November 15, 2007 09:46 AM


(That photo cracks me up...could she BE any more bored?)

Oh, and LOL #s 1 and 13...

#18 - Posted by: Polly Esther on November 15, 2007 10:42 AM

Another triumph, Harvey!

Great picture of BroomHildy. "Look deeeep into my eye-bags! MUHAHAHAHA!"

#19 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on November 15, 2007 01:34 PM
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