November 14, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
No matter how much he diets, all John Edwards sees in the mirror through his tears is just a big ugly giant fat pair of thighs!
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host:
John Edwards's secret stash movies - 'Lord of the Flies', 'Kite Runner' and 'Boys of 2nd St. Park'.
[Huh... I was thinking "Can't Stop the Music" and "L.I.E." - Harvey]
I would have added:
"Bless the Beasts and the Children".
"yay, books" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
That's not fair for you to bring up his weight issue. As it is he's already so self-concious about eating in front of men.
Poor Johnny-Thighs...don't worry, he can still be "pretty on the inside."
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