Frank J.,
Just a heads up...don't you live in Florida?
*shudder*
http://www.nbc10.com/news/14585860/detail.html

Frank J. reads Ace it would seem! Ace is a great blog.

Frank, Frank, Frank. What is your major malfunction. You are as Ronaphobic as usjimmycarter is homophobic. You can't seem to post lately without getting a Ron Paul jab in. I'm a disabled vet from Desert Storm/Shield, a life long conservative and thinking individual. I may vote for Paul in the primaries if the rest of the RINOS, to include your savior Fred don't get off the liberal train and start acting like conservatives. Even the police are supporting him. http://www.newswithviews.com/NWV-News/news17.htm
So calm down, read, think and then blog. For something to be truly humorous, it must some basis in fact, not just paranoid hysterics.

[There's a liberal train now? -Ed.]

Ya don't tug on Superman's cape,
Ya don't spit in the wind,
Ya don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger,
And...

(just curious to see how folks fill in the blank).

and..
you don't bake a cake with phleqm

and you don't mess with Cave Trolls' den

allthatsright:
God bless you for serving.
When it comes to Fred and Ron: are you really that dumb? Do you even know what a republican is? Fred is the embodiment of Republican. Ron, in his moments of lucidity (the first 5 minutes of a given debate, for example) seems to understand it -- then his meds wear off and he starts the "Ron says Evil Empire" drinking game.

(If you don't know how to play the "Evil Empire Drinking game, it's very simple: you just pour shots before a debate, and every time Ron says Evil Empire, you take a shot. Drunk inside of 10 minutes... guaranteed.)

Nov. 21 -- www.fredsgivingday.com

[There's a liberal train now? -Ed.]

Yes, here it is leaving the station.

My pimp hand is trembling for a taste of the feisty little pajama-wearing San Franciscan's face.

#4 MI-

...you don't mess around with Fred Thompson.

and...

Don't tease Ronulan Yes-men.

I would like Ron Paul if I could just cut out all the crazy-assed bits. It doesn't matter how many good ideas the man has if his bad ideas and beliefs outweigh them.

Hearing his great notions for our country and then blabbering nonsense is like watching him commit seppeku. :-/

*and then hear him blabbering

I'm happy that Allahpundit mentioned Richardson's DL policy here in NM. He went so far as to allow the MVD offices to close to the general public from time to time in order to accommodate the criminal immigrants so they could get licensed. And yes, all the traffic signs are still printed in English, the official language of The USA.

Too bad Angel Resendez didn't get caught in NM... Richardson probably would've liked to pardon him as a goodwill gesture to a country that has no goodwill towards us.

F**k Bill Richardson.

I'm convinced. If someone claiming military service on the intarweb and police looking for handouts support Ron Paul, then so must I!

And you must now support Ron Paul, too, for I was once an admiral in the Imperial Space Navy. Hail Gromulax!

Well, heck, guys and gals... it wasn't that long ago that Ron 'L'il Adolf' Paul was trying to convince us Texans that non-Caucasian members of our society were responsible for up to 99% of the crime in this here country.

That, and Joooos are taking the profits from these criminal enterprises and using them to buy off Congress to advance Israel's world domination agenda.

So, I can see where y'all are just Jooo-lovin', anti-good, war-mongerin', non-gold standard, unacceptin'-of-extreme-racist-viewpoints, monkey-armin' tools of an oppressive neocon regime.

Then again, you're my kind of people, so I think we all earn a sanity pass when it comes to ol' Ron 'Benito was a god' Paul.

And, lest I forget, a children's song for the Paulinistas:

Troll, troll troll the bait
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily,
Wait for a truther's scream.

Hey Randy, the problem is as a lifelong Republican, I know exactly who they are. My problem isn't that Fred is Republican or that Paul, who is more libertarian than Republican claims to run on the Republican ticket. My problem is Fred, Rudy, Mitt and the rest are liberals running as Repubs. Contrary to what they are saying now, look at their history. Ochagirl, I agree. Paul is easier to take when he stays on topic and away from loonyville, but the rest seem to be Hillary lite and that scares the hell out of me.

#17 -- I know Thompson's record very well. I looked thoroughly into it -before- I signed the draft petition. There's one, single thing on his record that you could consider a "liberal" decision. One. Anything else, you can go either way on. Which is why NRTL endorses him, and why the NRA has called him a solid pro-second amendment fighter.

Thompson's about as liberal as Kos Kidz are intelligent.

It is also best to speak to Ron Paul supporters in words of two syllables or less. Oddly enough, the same holds true for Howeird Dean followers.