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November 14, 2007
Just Because You're Against Abortion Doesn't Mean You're for Expensive Abortions
Posted by Frank J. at 12:45 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Saw this on Red State and am not really sure how damning it is, but here's the list of services and the copays for healthcare in Massachusetts as passed under Romney and right near the beginning of the second page is abortion for $50 (cheap!). I believe Romney's explanation is that government funded abortion was unavoidable under the Massachusetts's constitution, but I can also see another reason he didn't get the NRLC endorsement.

This reminds of a teacher I had who explained he never put money in parking meters because he calculated that based how often he got a ticket and how much they cost, it was cheaper to pay the occasional ticket than always pay for parking. If you sleep around a lot and are on a budget, you might want to weigh constantly buying contraceptives versus the occasional abortion. Tell us your results!

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17 Responses To "Just Because You're Against Abortion Doesn't Mean You're for Expensive Abortions"

Many repressed anti-abortion fanatics are also perverts or in-the-closet gays.

[Obviously. If I were perverted or secretly gay, first thing on my agenda would be to stop abortion. -Ed.]

#1 - Posted by: Mucinex on November 14, 2007 01:16 PM

Obviously. If I were perverted or secretly gay, first think on my agenda would be to stop abortion. -Ed.

You are 100% correct. Secretly gay people always try to act like extreme conservatives so they would obviously claim to be anti-abortion freaks.

[And they bake delicious pies! Be wary of delicious pies! -Ed.]

#2 - Posted by: Mucinex on November 14, 2007 01:32 PM

The math holds until she decides to have the baby. Then you will regret being cheap about rubbers.

#3 - Posted by: Paden Cash on November 14, 2007 01:33 PM

Mucinex? That is an over the counter decongestant that produces large quantities of watery phlegm.

Seems an appropriate name for a pervert. Many people obsessed with snot are perverts you know.

#4 - Posted by: reality intrudes on November 14, 2007 01:36 PM

And they bake delicious pies! Be wary of delicious pies!--Ed.

Mmmmm...pies.

#5 - Posted by: Right Wing Tink on November 14, 2007 02:44 PM

Many repressed anti-abortion fanatics are also perverts or in-the-closet gays.

Really? I thought the whole "intentionally taking any innocent human life is murder" argument worked pretty good.

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 14, 2007 03:09 PM

I'm a pervert, does that mean I have to be anti-abortion?
Or does it matter what type of pervert you are? I mean, I don't want to mess things up by being anti-abortion unless I'm the right kind of pervert so any help on that would be appreciated.

#7 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 14, 2007 03:54 PM

Okay, let's go over this. Romney was the Republican. Governor of MASSACHUSETTS. The most impotent creature on the planet is the Republican Governor of Massachusetts. He could not fart in office unless the Socialist Legislature approved.
In fact, under State law any Democrat House or Senate member was allowed to remove the funiture of office equipment of their choice from Mitt's office if they wanted it.
In his first week in Office Romney tried to fire a gang of recently paroled Union thugs who were given no-show State jobs in the Governors Office. Within two weeks the Legislature re-wrote the State Constitution(which is written on an Etch-A-Sketch for such occasions)and removed the Governors power to fire anyone in the Executive branch if the Legislature disapproved.
Remeber, you will see a functional democracy in Baghdad several generations before you see one in Boston.

#8 - Posted by: BLC on November 14, 2007 03:58 PM

Ooooh, Rom has some egg on his face. :-/

Fred received support from National Right To Life Coalition - whatever that's worth, but I'm becoming disillusioned with him lately, too. It's not that he'd be worse than the other candidates, it's that the country can't afford the gov't dicking around in the next term.

It'd be financially in our interest to murder all the invalids, too; however, that'd make us immoral shits of the Earth . . . or even more so, anyways.

Abortion is a moral issue. A person will be either responsible by preventing pregnancy or doing what's best for the resulting prenatal or postnatal child or sacrifice the child's life for her own desires. Only if the pregnancy is fatal to the mother can I imagine killing her own child not be murder.

#9 - Posted by: ochagirl on November 14, 2007 04:00 PM

"Only if the pregnancy is fatal to the mother can I imagine killing her own child not be murder."

It would still be murder, but in self-defense, so that is allowed.

#10 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on November 14, 2007 04:30 PM

So is Mucinex just Sarcasm Man with a new IP address or a Ron Paul supporter? You be the judge!

#11 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 14, 2007 05:22 PM

Mucinex produces copius amounts of snot...nuff said! Mitt is about as genuine as Rudy on this issue. I'm getting very tired of these pricks telling us what we want to hear but doing nothing about the issue while in office! Killing unborn babies just seems wrong to me...but that's me...

#12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 14, 2007 05:54 PM


"Many repressed anti-abortion fanatics are also perverts or in-the-closet gays."

Mucinex, I think the term you’re looking for is; ‘Many repressed anti-abortion fanatics are responsible people. Who don’t get their jollies killing unborn babies.’

#13 - Posted by: Ed on November 14, 2007 07:15 PM

Mucinex

you're full of snot

#14 - Posted by: Jake Ace on November 14, 2007 07:45 PM

"Okay, let's go over this. Romney was the Republican. Governor of MASSACHUSETTS. The most impotent creature on the planet is the Republican Governor of Massachusetts. He could not fart in office unless the Socialist Legislature approved."

Fine, just one more reason why he's a poor choice to be the next president of our country.

#15 - Posted by: rast on November 14, 2007 11:20 PM

If you folks don't get off the "Abortion is the only issue" bandwagon Hitlery is going to walk away with this election. Fact is neither Mitt, Rudy or any of the others is that strong on abortion. (they may talk the talk but they rarely walk the walk)

The majority of people in this country, while opposing abortion on demand realize that there are some times when it will be a medical necessity(danger to the mother, rape, incest for example). There are just as important issues to focus on, the war, immigration, energy resources, education just to name a few. Don't allow one issue to put Satan and her minions in power.

Oh and for the dis Mitt crowd. At least he has run a profitable business outside of government as well as managed to save the Olympics from itself and even turn a profit (which was not even an option before he took over). That right there should make him a front runner.

#16 - Posted by: seanmahair on November 15, 2007 10:24 AM

Fact is neither Mitt, Rudy or any of the others is that strong on conservatism. (they may talk the talk but they rarely walk the walk)

I fixed that for you, Sean.

#17 - Posted by: rast on November 15, 2007 01:29 PM
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