Well, let's see. Newsweek probably thinks that Paul Krugman is conservative, so I'll guess Krugman.

I'm guessing either Andrew or the other "only true conservative", John Cole of Balloon Juice.

Failing that? I don't know, the Karate Monkey?

Anne Coulter makes heads explode regularly - plus she would raise circulation just by being on the cover in her classic black dress!

No way - Newsweek would never get Andrew Sullivan. (And, Andrew Sullivan would never do Newsweek but that is beside the point) It'll be some RINO like Michael Bloomberg or John McCain or they'll go for the full Internet Poll Crowd and get Ron Paul.

It'd be hard to find a Conservative as trite and uninsightful as Markos so it must be the other way around, a conservative as bright as Markos is dull, in other words they are getting Mark Steyn. Then again, Mark Steyn is to good for them so probably not.

The question is not who the conservative columnist is. The question is who does Newsweek think is a conservative columnist.

Bearing that in mind, and for the record, my guess is Arianna Huffington. She's about as conservative as they can stand.

Laurie David

My guess: Vladmir Lenin, as channeled by John Edwards. Although, that would probably be so far right for Newsweek that they would have to prepare themselves for the cries of "Nazi" (from their regular writers and most of the editorial staff).

keith olberfuhrer

Chuck Hagel? Richard Lugar? hmm, how about Larry Craig or that guy from Florida?

BTW, Mark Steyn writes a weekly column in National Review.

If the "makes liberal heads explode" is literal then its Rumsfeld.

I think Chris Matthews is as far right as Newsweek would ever dare venture!

Probably Stephen Colbert. Or Markos writing as a conservative.

Let's see, it's a magazine run by a pack of out of touch dorks.

How about George Will?

Markos from Daily Kos is an excellent writer. He's very well informed on the issues. He is a good choice for a Newsweek column. There are conservatives who are great writers as well (none from this blog) so it will be interesting to see who gets selected.

#15 - Posted by: Mucinex on November 14, 2007 09:29 PM

You're kidding right? Markos "Screw Them" Moulitsas is a talentless hack.

[I'd say he aspires to hack level. -Ed.]

You need to remember that Mucinex is using the progressive definitions of the words "excellent", "informed", and "good". In human English, the appropriate words are "infantile", "ignorant", and "horrible".

I sometimes forget that liberals use Doublespeak and doublethink. Thanks for the reminder Master Shake.

How the heck did a slobbering Kos Kid like Mucinex manage to write an entire three sentences without using the words Chimpy McHitler, Darth Cheny, or some reference to the Nazis?

They couldn't find a bigger moron than Kos? Really? Or is he actually the best they have? God help 'em. Oh, no.. wait... Screw 'em.

I love the people that think Kos is actually a credible member of the journalistic community...the same way that I love all these idealistic (yet brainless) kids I go to school with that besmirch capitalism while wearing their North Face jackets and driving foreign made convertibles their daddy's bought them. Sorry, it's been one of those days...I was forced to watch Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" in lab today, so I'm ready to rip something or someone's head off.

Markos from Daily Kos is an excellent writer. He's very well informed on the issues.

Really? That's news if there ever was some. Maybe he evolved or grew up or something... because inciting a bunch of hypocrites to blame everything on everyone else without actually coming up with a single good alternative is disingenuous, at best. Hell, most of the shit on his blog is written by a whole host other people, most of whom are better writers than Marky Markos, none of whom can compare to the wit & style of the mere comment regulars here, much less the contributors.

I mean let's face it; He's misspelled "Marcus" for how long now...?

Retard.

wait a minute - so Markos gets crazy angry and screams "Screw 'em"? So is he that old man on Legends of the Fall?

Jonah Goldberg brought up a good point - Markos is the same guy who's said he doesn't care at all about political debates over ideology, all he cares about is winning -- how insightful can his columns possibly be?

On the other hand - it's Newsweek, who cares?

huh, wow, this site is still around.

Sully or George Will? Two excellent choices, but I do have to agree that, as a senior editor over at the Atlantic (i.e. a competitor), Sully's a pretty long shot.

And as for Steyn, that column in NR is bi-weekly, since the magazine is, in WFB's words, a political fortnightly. Just on a factual note.

God, this is just despicable. They give that psychotic a column in Newsweek, because why? He represents the opinion of our enemy? Nice to have an outsider's prospective? OBL can't email in a column on a steady enough schedule?

Not a hateful man, but Kos and his band of lemmings just makes me ill...

"I was forced to watch Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" in lab today, so I'm ready to rip something or someone's head off."
#21 - Posted by: Joseph on November 14, 2007 11:04 PM

Do you go to a public school or publicly funded university? If so its called a lawsuit, since An Inconvenient Truth has been disproved and is nothing more than political propaganda its a violation of the publics trust.

Frank, if you were selected I'd have to buy a copy - and that would be a first for me. Newsweak - last I heard they were searching toilets for Korans. Looks like they found something else in the toilet and gave him a column.

It's a marketing ploy. They want to add a couple more readers, and Kos and his mother will do that. It will double their readership.

No big deal, really. A socialist propaganda rag nobody reads or respects anymore struggles with the fact that they're no longer known as "the most liberal" media outlet. So, they hire the idiot that out-lefts them. Who really cares?

Mucinex, that hurts my feelings so bad. You just can't begin to know just how bad that hurts. It hurts deep, man.

My self worth is splintered, nay, shattered. Its razor edged remains now pierce my heart and flay at my very soul.

Booyah, who says I can't write?

AR,

Yes, indeed, I do go to a publicly funded university (Mississippi State University, the largest land grant institution in the Southeastern United States, to be exact). I am seriously considering filing a complaint with the school, as much of what I have read has indicated that "An Inconvenient Truth" is nothing more than a convenient lie for Al Gore to furthur his political agenda. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get.

Mucinex writes too well and didn't use the proper leftie terms...

Frank J. was trolling for trolls and didn't catch anything. He is disgusted with the quality and quantity of trolls available....

So I am guessing Frank J. decided to create his own higher quality troll. Perhaps Frank J. got the idea for the name from a box of decongestant.

So do I get a prize, or will you block this post? : )

Of course, the lunkheads hereabouts already KNOW that George Will presently IS a Newsweek columnist. I mean, nobody who frequents THIS site would ever jump into a debate without knowing what the f**k they're talking about.

Am I right? Am I RIGHT?!?

Why in God's name would you assume any of us read Newsweek?

I'll tell you what -- if you trade me your subscription to Life Magazine and the Saturday Evening Post, I'll push Newsweek above Harpers and The American Mercury on my "pay attention to it" list. I'm not sure what this will do, but this way - in some alternate universe, there will be a doppleganger of me that will vaguely give a shit.

Considering the source (Markos), he will never look them in the face.

Actually, they have a Pool on the percentage of words he writes that the Editors will summarily delete.

Thanks, Jamey. I don't read Newsweek but knew that George Will is a Newsweek columnist.

For a minute I felt like I was taking crazy pills.

He now has the Newsweek subscriber list and can begin blighting their lives with the same gusto as he blighted the life of one Neb "Ned" Lamont, a harmless dry-cleaning supply salesman from suburban CT. Neb still awakens with a start one of twice a week to see Markos grinning stupidly in at the Lamont family at breakfast. Restraining orders have proven quite useless.

It isn't a conservative blogger after all. It's Karl Rove.

My subscription money ($9.95 + Newsweek-inscribed duffelbag) is on the megaphone-wielding Alex Jones, multimedia mogul extraordinaire!

Since Newsweak will edit out the profanity, don't you think that having Rove and Moulitsas go head-to-head is like taking a knife to a gun fight?

ROVE: "A battle of wits? Sure, but to make it fair I will only use half of mine."