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November 16, 2007
The Greatest Comic Book Event Ever!
So who do you think will go down first: Superman or Batman? You'd think the smart thing to do would be to take out Batman first since he's nothing and then go for the heavy hitter, but it would be pretty cool to thrash Superman and then go for Batman while he's making the water around himself warmer. Maybe after this I can get eightof my own series running concurrently like those two. Really, how many tales about a man dressed up like a Halloween costume and an nigh-invulnerable journalist can you tell? But with all that happens underwater, they'd never run out of stories. It's time for the Aqua-revolution! Anyway, the battle comes in January. Mark your calendars, fanboys! 18 Responses To "The Greatest Comic Book Event Ever!"
Well, you posed the right question. Is there any way that Marvel could kill Superman and Batman and be left with Aquaman as supreme superhero at the end of this comic? Me thinks not. Kiss Aquaman goodbye. #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 16, 2007 09:49 AMuh, yeah. not a lot going on at Marvel Comics is there? #2 - Posted by: Hkpistole on November 16, 2007 10:06 AMIts not a comic book, its a "graphic novel" Edwards fact - Aquaman is Edwards favorite superhero #3 - Posted by: Corsair on November 16, 2007 10:07 AMUm, Aquaman and Superman and Batman are all part of DC Comics, not Marvel. Marvel does X-Men and Spider-Man and Incredible Hulk and pretty much all of the best comic movies that have come out recently. #4 - Posted by: BubbaB on November 16, 2007 10:30 AMThe problem with the old Aquaman? Not gay enough... #5 - Posted by: bunkerboy on November 16, 2007 10:33 AMBubbaB - you beat me to telling them that they're DC and not Marvel. However, I am going to have to disagree with your second part. DC is affiliated with 300 and Sin City, and also Batman Begins, which all rule. Marvel, on the other hand, is affiliated with the Daredevil and Fantastic 4 movies, which were crap. I will grant you that the X-Men and Spiderman movies were good. #6 - Posted by: D-Rock on November 16, 2007 10:54 AMGod dammit, why can't the aqua-dorks just stay dead?! #7 - Posted by: Trigger on November 16, 2007 11:05 AMDC, not Marvel? Ummm...okay. Since I haven't cared too much about comic books since elementary school, I'll be sure to not remember that factoid again. #8 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 16, 2007 11:22 AMSo, what provoked this altercation? Did Superman and Batman rebuff Aquaman's advances once again? #9 - Posted by: rusty shackleford on November 16, 2007 12:31 PMWho will “go down first”? C’mon AquaGayMan! We all know that you will go down faster than Barney Frank at Elton John’s celebration of Boy George’s party for John Edwards… Superman is going to take the Batman, shove his Nambla playmate up is ass…and then shove them both up yours! I know…you are all “a twitter” at the thought… #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 16, 2007 12:45 PMsorry BubbaB. I just took a shot at it; don't know the difference. but thanks for clearing that up! #11 - Posted by: HKpistole on November 16, 2007 02:53 PMAquaman is a comic hero? I thought he was just a gay man in a festive costume. Who knew? #12 - Posted by: Chuck on November 16, 2007 02:58 PMCave Troll crush them all with big rock! #13 - Posted by: Cave Troll 2008 on November 16, 2007 06:14 PMNever mind that, what I wanna know is: what would happen in a battle between Aquaman and FredT.? Paint us a picture... #14 - Posted by: Polly Esther on November 16, 2007 10:28 PMBatman wins: he will use "Green" (read hippie) technology to convert the water around Aquaman to hydrogen then ignite it. Result: Aquaman flambe. #15 - Posted by: mik on November 16, 2007 10:44 PMI'm gonna seriously have to buy a new crow bar if someone doesn't permanently kill Aquaman... #16 - Posted by: Trigger on November 17, 2007 09:11 AM#8 son of bob; "I'll be sure to not remember that factoid again." THAT IS A FACT! Not a "factoid". Looks like I've returned just in time to give Aquaxanthous a spanking. Dude, you can't even hold your OWN title down without being canceled, let alone two other heroes' two books apiece! And really, do we want Superman and his conservative politics and America-First attitude to be destroyed? I think not. Sorry Aguahombre. #18 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on November 20, 2007 06:27 AMPost a comment
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