November 16, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Scientist predict that if Hillary were Pinocchio, she'd be in intense pain right now from her nose tip being burnt by Alpha Centauri.
...and, John Edwards would be sitting on BroomHildy's face, saying "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
(That wasn't very nice....)
Only 4.4 light years of nose? With a black hole for a butt equivalent to 20 solar masses.