November 17, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards wishes the Queer Eye guys would quit pestering him for fashion advice.
Wow... That's extra gay, with cheese.
How dare you lump cheese into this category! Tell cheese you're sorry!
Which is more gay: fudge or cheese? Edwards packs the first and cuts the second.
He packs the cheese and cuts the fudge? I don't get it...
John Edwards is terrified of the Queer Eyes gang. He thinks they're so butch.
I was going to say something about not wearing gray after Halloween, but don't think that's an actual rule. And everyone would make fun of me.
For the record, I live in Wisconsin and respect the cheese.