November 18, 2007
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
If Hillary Clinton is elected president, her first task for the CIA will be locating Smurf Village.
Yes Moe Lane, it is bad, she wants to use them to make potions to create gold, like Gargamel.
Though she admires their socialist communal lifestyle.
And she figures that she only has to keep Bill away from that little tramp, Smurfette.
won't that turn bill's head blue?
To "which" head do you refer........?
Great, now instead of a stain on a blue dress, Bill hopes to make a stain on a blue girl.
Ummm...
More like a blue girl stains a Bill head blue?