November 23, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson never needs to take questions from plants. Though a New York Times reporter tried to interview him and ended up a vegetable.
He also doesn't take questions from fruits, nuts or flakes. Which explains why the liberal press doesn't like him.
"He who puns would pick a pocket."
-the doctor guy in "Master and Commander"
When Fred was a kid, and his mom sent him out to weed the garden, he simply fixed himself some iced tea, stepped out onto the back porch and frowned in the direction of the garden. The weeds uprooted themselves. Plants fear Fred, and they're dumb inanimate objects. Hippies either fear Fred or are dumber than plants.
I know you like Fred, Frank, but you do him a disservice by trying to give him credit with such gross exaggerations. come on, man: he was a NYT reporter; he was already a vegetable!
I know you like Fred, Frank, but you do him a disservice by trying to give him credit with such gross exaggerations. come on, man: he was a NYT reporter; he was already a vegetable!
#4 - Posted by: tommy on November 23, 2007 10:47 PM
I think he's gotcha on this one Frank........
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