November 20, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards's Swiss Army knife has no blades, but it does have tweezers... and a compact.
LMAO! Sounds like he has a French Army knife!
If it has no blades he must be using a safety razor on his legs, then. Unless, of course, he really is going French.
And it folds open to reveal storage space for a tampon.
Yes, his Swiss Army knife includes tweezers, but he never uses them - they're too hard to squeeze.
Whittle's back! No new essay though. Still, not dead, so maybe there will be another essay one day!
John refers to it as his swishblade knife.
...but who opens it for him?
CORRECTION: John Edwards uses a "Swiss Miss" Army Knife.
I'm pretty sure it's a "Hello Kitty" army knife.
Stumble It!
