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November 21, 2007
If She Loses, My Job Gets SO Much Harder
Looks like Hillary is riding a bumpy road in Iowa. In addition to the sagging polls, here are some other signs her campaign's in trouble: * Started waterboarding hecklers to appear "more Presidential". * Out of desperation, challenged some redneck kid to a fiddle-playing contest. * Had to taze a bro. * Hired Kos * No, wait... that was Newsweek. * Went in against a Sicilian when death was on the line. * Tugged on Superman's cape while spitting into the wind. * Rode a tank, held a general's rank - still getting no sympathy. Hiring Cam Cameron as her new campaign manager probably isn't helping, either. 23 Responses To "If She Loses, My Job Gets SO Much Harder"
I thought she rode a general and refused to fund a tank... #1 - Posted by: Rich on November 21, 2007 01:32 PMOne thing I can always depend on IMAO for is the recurring Princess Bride references... #2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2007 01:56 PM"One thing I can always depend on IMAO for is the recurring Princess Bride references... It gives my life stability in an otherwise ever-changing world. #3 - Posted by: Abigail on November 21, 2007 01:58 PMWoohoo! Princess Bride references. Always fun. #4 - Posted by: brownfly on November 21, 2007 02:40 PMShe's the six-fingered candidate #5 - Posted by: DamnCat on November 21, 2007 02:43 PMOver the past few years she has been building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. #6 - Posted by: Clay S. on November 21, 2007 02:48 PMShe has mastered the three dangers of the fire swamp. #7 - Posted by: Clay S. on November 21, 2007 02:50 PM"She's the six-fingered candidate" she has a deep and abiding interest in pain, and is presently writing the definitive work on the subject, after all, let alone only letting us keep 1/10 of our promised wages Wait, I found out where the analogy fails: Count Rugen actually wanted to WIN a war against Guilder #9 - Posted by: D-Rock on November 21, 2007 03:19 PMBill secretly calls thier bedroom "The Pit of Dispare". #10 - Posted by: Clay S. on November 21, 2007 03:46 PMShe is one of the three dangers of the fire swamp...Rodent with enormous thighs... Life is pain. Anyone who says differently isn't Hillary. #12 - Posted by: DamnCat on November 21, 2007 05:02 PMShe is the fire swamp. #13 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 21, 2007 06:19 PM* Out of desperation, challenged some redneck kid to a fiddle-playing contest. This was in Georgia, right? I heard she was looking for a soul to steal. Apparently she was in a bind 'cos she was way behind and she was willing to make a deal. #14 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on November 21, 2007 06:20 PMAlso has been trading phone sex for votes. This has not worked well so far. #15 - Posted by: Dohtimes on November 21, 2007 07:09 PM"Also has been trading phone sex for votes. This has not worked well so far." Yeah, she got mad when she recognized Bill's voice. #16 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on November 21, 2007 07:55 PMIs anyone taking bets on how many people in her vicinity (maybe a 25' radius) will immediately lose their lives when she loses the election? I'll say 4. #17 - Posted by: c on November 21, 2007 08:54 PMHillary just hopes that she will be annointed, so that her and Bill can once again "have fun storming the castle" #18 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 21, 2007 09:45 PMOh, the horror if she does get elected! Think of the all the w's on the White House keyboards! Won't someone please think of the w's?! #19 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2007 10:22 PM"In addition to the sagging polls" That's not the only thing that sagging! Wokka wokka! #20 - Posted by: ChrisA on November 22, 2007 02:49 PMShe also got involved in a land war in asia. #21 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on November 24, 2007 07:46 AMShe also got involved in a land war in asia. #22 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on November 24, 2007 07:49 AMPost a comment
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