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November 22, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
* Aquanet * Pocket-sized mirrors * Hair #56,823 (it's his favorite) * Silk * Trailer trash juries * Full-length mirrors * Discreet, home-delivery of YM * Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and Midol (you know what I mean, girls) * Vaguely reflective surfaces * John Kerry's rancid unlikability, which kept John from becoming a one-term historical footnote like Walter Mondale. * No, not the CBS news anchor that preceded Dan Rather. I think you just proved my point. By the way, a shiny new donkey to the person who guesses John Edwards's pet name for Hair #56,823. 24 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
John calls that hair 'Lady Bird' but he won't tell anyone if it's for Mrs. Johnson or Hank's hound dog. #1 - Posted by: pam on November 22, 2007 10:10 AMClose XMariner, but no donkey He calls it Prince Harry #3 - Posted by: DamnCat on November 22, 2007 10:30 AM"Gaia's Gift to Glamourous" is what he was murmuring while performing the pre debate primp in Vegas. of course he could have been refering to 56,824. #4 - Posted by: hwy93 on November 22, 2007 10:48 AMMyyyy Preeecioussss. #5 - Posted by: kerrcarto on November 22, 2007 11:54 AMThe Hair Apparent #6 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on November 22, 2007 12:04 PMIt's name is 'nutmeg', and it's EVER so precious! #7 - Posted by: ChrisA on November 22, 2007 02:38 PMIts obvious: Babs. I wonder where Frank's been all week? Probably at his relatives for Thanksgiving. Unlike Harvey and Spacemonkey, who are loved by no one. #10 - Posted by: Pantera on November 22, 2007 06:57 PMJohn Edwards's pet name for Hair #56,823 is "Miss Perky" and just like an invisible friend, it's always there to comfort and reassure him when times get tough -- such as when Teraaaaaza leaves the toilet seat up. #11 - Posted by: --jack on November 22, 2007 09:57 PMBanjo? Always on that guys knee. / #12 - Posted by: Dohtimes on November 22, 2007 10:42 PMLittle John? #13 - Posted by: Alli on November 23, 2007 12:21 AMTony (Manero) after John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. He loves the scene where Travolta spends an hour primping for his big night out. It was the movie that changed his life! #14 - Posted by: NYexpat on November 23, 2007 01:01 AMSpike. #15 - Posted by: windbag on November 23, 2007 07:21 AMHe calls it "Pubie" becaue its the only one that's, well, you know, down there, don't make me say it, you know, near his lady parts. Have an Evil day #17 - Posted by: DrEvil on November 23, 2007 09:01 AMIs it Silky, Randy or Pip? #18 - Posted by: Muntz on November 23, 2007 10:24 AMIt's called "Presidential Hopeful Honey Blonde" of course. "Blondie" "Hillary" (because it won't "stand down") "Fransesca" (because he loves Clint Eastwood in "Bridges...")
Rosebud #21 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on November 24, 2007 10:31 AMI'm gonna guess Homer. #22 - Posted by: jedijson on November 24, 2007 06:52 PM"Raoul" #24 - Posted by: dRoast on November 26, 2007 12:45 PMPost a comment
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